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2009 Vernalmas Holiday Lineup (March 13-29, 2009)Conversion to Gregorial and Milliean Dates noted here.Static HolidaysAlways March 20 (Blue 27th): Spring Day (a day close to Spring Equinox). This is where the holidays should be centered around! Why celebrate when the noontime sun is at its lowest in December?March 19 (Always Blue 26th): Equimas Eve (the holiday begins at sunset). Open just one Equimas gift tonight. Also, Dick Clark counts down to Equimas in Times Square...or somebody else does. Parties are everywhere. Santo Pedro rides his eight beefy flying buffalo all over the world overnight delivering Equimas gifts to everybody regardless of religion or culture. March 20 (Always Blue 27th): Equimas (sort of like Christmas, Hanukkah, Ramadan, and Kwanzai rolled into one for anyone no matter who you are to celebrate as one of over six billion individual neurological affilliates of Mother Earth) March 21 (Always Blue 28th): Return Day (sort of like After Christmas Day.) March 22 (Always Blue 29th): Exchange Day, a day where workers exchange Equimas gifts (sort of like Boxing Day in Canada), always on Blue 29th, or the following workday after this date. March 24 (Blue 31st): Leap Year Day and Global New Years Eve (new year begins at midnight the next day). Parties are everywhere. March 25 (Always Aqua 1st): Global New Years Day (the real new year starts here, but the old traditionalists insist it's March 15th). March 26 (Always Aqua 2nd): Breakfast Feast Day - a day where we have the biggest breakfast meal of the year.
Vernalmas Holiday LineupFloater Holidays:March 13/Blue 20: Day 1 (begins anywhere from March 13 to 20 Gregorian or Blue 20 to 26 Milliean, a Friday, depending on the calendar): Vernalmas Holidays Begin (Day 1-first Friday) The end of winter celebration days. Note that Equimas Day cannot fall on Day 1. March 14/Blue 21: Day 2: Days finally as long as the nights most places March 15/Blue 22: Day 3: Understanding all religious cultures day (you don't have to agree with them, just understand why they exist and live with them). March 16/Blue 23: Day 4: Get an early jump on summer day. Practice the summer lifestyle...whatever! March 17/Blue 24: Day 5: Get out of the house and play day. It's the end of cabin fever! Get a blowtorch to melt the snow! March 18/Blue 25: Day 6: Feed the Homeless Feast Day. Better yet, give them a job, and a place to live until they can be on their own! The Vernalmas Holidays are not just a time for giving to the needy, it's a time to get them to pull their own weight. Face it. Just giving blankets and food don't do them much good for long (got that, KSWB and Clear Channel?) March 19/Blue 26 (Equimas Eve): Day 7: Gift giving from those who hibernated thru Christmas. March 20/Blue 27 (Spring Day/Equimas Day): Day 8: (second week begins): Rock and Dance Party Day (sort of like Mardi Gras, but wilder, only we've already done our version of lent during the winter months!) Parties are everywhere. I told you that the Vernalmas Holidays are party time! March 21/Blue 28 (Return Day): Day 9: Begin Christmas Shopping Day (the snow's melting, now it's the time to start shopping for Christmas before it gets too cold!) March 22/Blue 29 (Exchange Day): Day 10: Reward yourselves with a family barbecue day March 23/Blue 30: Day 11: Understanding Mother Earth's Wildlife Day March 24/Blue 31 (Leap Year Day and New Year's Eve): Day 12: Celebrate with beer day. Have a few beer parties with sports, music, and girls wrestling and other manly stuff or something! March 25/Aqua 1 (New Year's Day): Day 13: Exchanging Jokes With Folks Day. Not really April Fools, but close to it. March 26/Aqua 2: Day 14: Springtime rekindle your love day (Valentines Day without the winter blahs!) March 27/Aqua 3: Day 15: Baseball card collection day March 28/Aqua 4: Day 16: Spring cleaning your home day. Invite your relatives to undo all the damage to your place after staying with you for two weeks! March 29/Aqua 5 (Family Day): Day 17: The Vernalmas Holiday Season blowout family day. The Return of Evening Daylight, Parades, Parties, Fireworks. It's also the start of Daylight Saving Time in the El Zona region. Happy Holidays! |