I Remember Yahoo (March 12, 2002)

New Lyrics By Insane Brian Jaws

 
Say, do you remember that on-line service Yahoo 
Well, he always was the inter-net?s clown 
Like the time that pervert pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures 
And Yahoo let him post copies all around
Or the time that it gave me it gave 12 viruses at once 
Or those wacky stalker e-mails saying ?You are a dunce!?
What a crazy thing Yahoo was, always foolin' around 
Boy, what jokers What funny, funny guys 
I'll never forget about Yahoo No matter how I try 
Say, do you remember when I lost all my files
 'Cause Yahoo gave me ?Error 4.02"
And hey, how 'bout the day it put porn on my religious club
And said my e-mail quota was overdue
All the glitches it had, all the dumb choices it would decide 
All the times it would tell you something and you?d find out it had lied 
O Yahoo, I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you 
Boy, what jokers What a funny, funny guys 
I'll never forget about Yahoo, No matter how I try 
You know I couldn't help but laugh 
Even though it treated me like slime 
Remember whenit made my Club A Group? 
Well, it really got me good that time! 
Say, do you remember when I hacked Yahoo?s database, 
and shoved their site into the cyber garbage bag?
Then whenever they tried to access the site 
I left them the message ?You are more useless than a rag!? 
If the cops ever find me, who knows what they'd say 
But all Yahoo?s members shouted ?Hooray!? 
Yahoo would have to agree with me, it was a pretty good gag! 
Oh boy, what jokers What a funny, funny guys 
I'll never forget about Yahoo
No matter how I try 
Oh boy, what jokers What a funny, funny guys 
I'll never forget about Yahoo
No matter how I try No matter how I try 
Oh, I HATED YAHOO!.

Welcome To My Yahoo

And I'll dedicate this one to them as well...(BTW...not WAY...but LVC)

Welcome To My Yahoo
To Alice Cooper's "Welcome To My Nightmare"

Welcome to My Yahoo
Their groups are gonna scare you:
An advertising hell
Described so well?
Yahoo gives the sensations:
Unnecessary sedations
To make us feel at home
In rooms of foam?

Welcome to My Yahoo
No-o-o-o-o

Yahoo always breaks down
It?s lookin? like a ghost town
It?s just the way things are
With sites sub-par?
We used to laugh and vent here
Yahoo?s a huge old pain here
As right inside I feel
Like I?m ill?

Welcome to this eyesore
NO-O-O-O-O

Welcome to this eyesore
Don?t think I?m gonna take more
Head continues to spin
Logging in?
Try to cover your eyes dear
The headaches are coming near
Mad at Yahoo for this
No?I?m PISSED!!!

Yahoo really sucks here!!!
Yeah!

Welcome to their breakdowns?

c 2002 Ludwig van Catt