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D.T.'s Top 75 Hits of 2000

You've seen all those Top hit surveys many radio stations put out every year. Well, I'm weighing in with my list of my favorite Top 75 Songs and other stuff that were made famous for the year 2000.

What is amazing about the list I am going to present to you is that, believe it or not, this is coming from a 40-something person, male, makes about xxx amount of dollars, and is always in a huge quest for the best and most exciting of the new music out today.

The problem with all the cookie-cutter radio stations is that they either format a radio station so that it plays all oldies all the time or all soft R&B songs all the time or all fast hard rap rock all the time. Corporations such as Cheap Channel and Wimpfinity have no ability to surprise the listener with any hint of intelligence when it comes to creating a playlist that is stimulating of the mind or excites the senses into a more productive work mode.

The old KCBQ 1170, by comparision, would do circles around Cheap Channel 933 and Bye Star 100.7 in terms of musical programming innovation, keeping the mix fresh and exciting and throwing in all those interesting extras such as a rock track or a novelty song and sandwiching a soft adult rocker between them for example. Too bad there is no such thing as a free-form Top 40 music and fun oriented radio station if there ever was such a thing like the list that represents all the varieties and genres of songs that hit my eardrums for the year.

And now, without any further adieu, I present to you, the DFSX Radio Top 75 Songs of the Year 2000!

Note: Songs I created that are on the list are ranked with a special 1/2 desigination like this: ½

  1. Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
  2. Blue (Da Ba Dee) - Eiffel 65
  3. Better Off Alone - Alice Deejay
  4. Viagra In The Waters - Camille West/Four Bitchin' Babes
  5. Higher - Creed
  6. Hampster Dance Song (Whistle Stop) - Hampton The Hampster (Roger Miller)
  7. Old - Paul Simon
  8. Real Slim Shady - Eminem
  9. The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
  10. Original Prankster - Offspring
  11. Independent Women Part 1 (Dance Remix) - Destiny's Child
  12. Porcelain - Moby
  13. You're Not the Boss of Me (Theme From Malcolm in the Middle) - They Might Be Giants
  14. Jumpin' Jumpin' (Dance Remix) - Destiny's Child
  15. Pinch Me - Barenaked Ladies
  16. The Real Slim Shady (My Reply) - Emily Ellis
  17. It's a Fanboy Christmas - the great Luke Ski
  18. Riding With the King - B.B. King with Eric Clapton
  19. Music (Dance Max Single) - Madonna
    ½ Britney Spears - David Tanny
  20. Bye Bye Bye (Dance Remix) - 'N Sync
  21. Don't Call Me Baby - Madison Avenue
  22. New York City Boy - Pet Shop Boys
  23. Closer - Richard Cheese
  24. Take a Picture - Filter
  25. Flowers on the Wall - John Heatherly
  26. Thong Song - Sisqo
  27. C'Mon Ride the Bus - the great Like Ski
    ½ C'Mon Drink the Beer - David Tanny
  28. Shake Ya Ass - Mystical
  29. Supersonic (Dance Mix) - Jamiriquai
  30. Move Your Body - Eiffel 65
  31. Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  32. Desert Rose (Dance Maxi Single) - Sting featuring Cheb Mami
  33. The Launch - DJ Jean
  34. Polkamon - "Weird Al" Yankovic
  35. Sun is Shining (Dance mix) - Bob Marley vs. Funkstar DeLuxe
  36. Blue Monday (Dance Max Single) - Orgy
  37. Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down
  38. Too Much of Heaven - Eiffel 65
  39. It's My Life - Bon Jovi
  40. American Pie (Dance Club Mix [not the single]) - Madonna
  41. You're An Ocean - Fastball
  42. Isle of Survivor - My Hairy Brother
  43. Oops I Did It Again - Britney Spears
  44. Otherside - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  45. AM Radio - Everclear
  46. Fly Away (Bye Bye) - Eyes Cream
  47. Beautiful Day - U2
    ½ I'm a Cowboy - David Tanny
  48. Say My Name (Dance Maxi Single) - Destiny's Child
  49. Pull Up to the Bumper (Remake) - Grace Jones
  50. Again - Lenny Kravitz
  51. Romeo's Got Nothing on Me - The KGB
  52. With Arms Wide Open - Creed
    ½ Dead Kennys 2000 - David Tanny
  53. Dance With Me (Club Single) - Debelah Morgan
  54. Then the Morning Comes - Smash Mouth
  55. Woke Up This Morning - Alabama 3 (A3)
    ½ Pokemon - David Tanny
  56. You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch - Jim Carrey
  57. Cousin Depree - Steely Dan
  58. Do What - Basement Jaxx
  59. Hey, X-Men! - Whimsical Will
  60. Fanboy - The Great Luke Ski
  61. Southside - Moby featuring Gwen Stefani
  62. Everything's a Farmhouse - Phish
  63. Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld - Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld
  64. Getting In Touch With My Inner Bitch - Christine Lavin
  65. I Did It All For The Wookiee - Damn Nation
  66. Come On Over - Christina Aguliera
  67. Spanish Guitar (Dance Maxi Single) - Tony Braxton
  68. The Day Alfred Went Weird - Tony Goldmark
  69. Alcon 2000 - Power Salad
    ½ Hollywood Squares - David Tanny
  70. Stan - Eminem featuring Dido
  71. Drive Me Crazy - Britney Spears
  72. Ain't That A Lotta Love - Simply Red
  73. Hermaphrodite - Stephen Lynch
  74. We Didn't Start The '80s - Gordon & Phirm
  75. The Wrong Way - Richard Cheese

The Funny Five of 2000

playlist courtesy of The Dr. Demento Show
The Dr. Demento Show #00-53 - December 31, 2000
Special Topic: The Funny 25

#25 Dungeons And Dragons - The Dead Alewives
#24 Fanboy - The Great Luke Ski!
#23 Star Trekkin' (excerpt) - The Firm
#22 Pachelbel (live at Alcon 2000) - Rob Paravonian

#21 Hey X-Men! - Whimsical Will
#20 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (excerpt) - Napoleon XIV
#19 Yoda (excerpt) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#18 Fish Heads (excerpt) - Barnes & Barnes
#17 I Did It All For The Wookiee - Damn Nation

#16 Cows With Guns - Dana Lyons
#15 Getting In Touch With My Inner Bitch - Christine Lavin

#14 The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version) (excerpt) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#13 Dead Puppies (excerpt) - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#12 The Smoke-Off - Shel Silverstein
#11 Amish Paradise (excerpt) - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#10 The Chainsaw Juggler (edit) - The Four Postmen
#9 Kill The Backstreet Boys - Tony Goldmark

#8 Bulbous Bouffant - Radio Free Vestibule
#7 Ti Kwan Leep/Boot to the Head - The Frantics
#6 Polkamon - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#5 The Saga Begins - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#4 It's All About The Pentiums - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#3 Whistle Stop/Hampster Dance Song/Whistle Stop (edit) - Roger Miller/Hampton The Hampster/Roger Miller
#2 The Devil Went To Jamaica - Travis Meyer

#1 Viagra In The Waters - Camille West

Crazy Jay Show Update

From: crazyjay26

Hello Everyone!

I want to start off by saying Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I have been working on some new ideas for the show which should slowly come into effect by Jan 8th. New Countdown is being played with, plus new ID's, Standup Quickies, A new version of the Featured Artist and more.

PULVERRADIO.COM: Is a new Internet Radio Site, and they have expressed slight interest in the show, but a little e-mail from them may help them to decide to pick up the show contact Matt at matt@pulverradio.com and also visit www.pulverradio.com

THIS WEEK: 12/25/00 we were scheduled to air a part 2 of the Twisted Christmas Party, but we will not, and a repeat show will take place. However on the 1st tune in for the top 26 songs of the year.

UPCOMING GUEST IN JANUARY: Mark Eddie who has a lot of new material and a new group called The Swinging Hippies.

YOUR IDEAS ARE IMPORTANT: Since there are changes being made with the show we would like some feedback on what you would like to hear on the show and what you would like to never hear again. Some ideas have been submitted, and were considering some. Sorry a new time slot for the people back east can not be done at this time, but contact pulverradio about my show and we may be able to get it on their earlier along with the same slot time for radiofreeworld.com

Jay

Crazy Jay supports Music Laughter!

Reminder: Catch a replay of "The Crazy Jay Show" Sunday Nights at 8pm (PST) on http://www.radiofreeworld.com and some Saturdays at 8am (PST) catch a Best Of. Jay also airs a new show Monday nights at 5pm (PST)

New Music Channel Takes on MTV

A group of veteran TV and music industry executives will launch a music video TV network, dubbed Studio M, on New Year's Day in an attempt to carve out a niche amid MTV's dominance.

Do I smell a McDonald's defense if MTV's lawyers sue them for using the "M", which they will defend as an intellectial property of MTV?

Studio M hopes it can attract viewers seeking personality-based programs and a wider scope than offerings from Viacom's MTV, VH1 and M2. The long-term goal is to expand to 24-hour operation and reach 90 percent of the United States.

The network, which staged a soft launch on Dec. 11, operates a studio in Sherman Oaks, Calif. and in Newark, N.J., home of a 25,000-title library licensed from Power Play Music Video TV Corp. It has been picked up by eight full-power stations and over 130 affiliates of America One and American Independent Network.

Its initial offering is a four-hour Monday-Saturday block with veejay-hosted showcases that include ``Studio M Country,'' ''Studio M Hitz,'' ``Studio M Countdown'' and ``Studio M Urban Jams'' along with ``Club Groove,'' ``Jazz & Blues,'' ``Xtreme Music'' and ''Artist Spotlight.''

The block, which will launch at 9 p.m. PST, will feature original programming including ``Pillow Talk,'' a talk show hosted by Kathleen McClellan; ``Live Wire,'' a request and dedication program hosted by Jim Lee and Shabazze; and ``Wrestle Rock,'' blending wrestling with rock 'n' roll.

Studio M chairman-CEO Max Keller said the network, backed by French media giant Thomson Multimedia and Internet Service Provider PSINet, has been in talks for carriage with Adelphia, DirecTV, Comcast, Time Warner and EchoStar on the domestic side and with partners in India, the Middle East, Japan, North Africa and Turkey.

Keller's wife, Michelline Keller, serves as vice chairman. The pair's credits include ``Kent State,'' ``Conspiracy: The Trial of the Chicago 8,'' ``Acapulco H.E.A.T.'' and ``Tarzan.'' Company president is Michael Lloyd, who has produced such acts as Dionne Warwick, Lou Rawls and Belinda Carlisle.

Source: Newswires

KRLA Lives, KIEV Dies

From laradio.com

KIEV will enter the new millennium with new call letters reflecting the station's recently transformed image.

Effective Monday, January 1, 2001, KIEV will officially be known as News Talk 870, The New KRLA, Your Legendary Talk Station.

"KRLA is one of the most recognizable radio brands in the Los Angeles market," stated KRLA gm Dave Armstrong. "When these legendary call letters became available, we couldn't see them going outside of Los Angeles. It seemed the right time to make an effective change." There will be no on-air changes.

Madness Network to Fold

Madness Network - Terrible NEws

Greetings to you all....

Well, I know it's been far too long since I've posted here, but I have some unfortunate news to share. I was very torn about the best way to announce this, but I figured this forum would cover pretty much all the important folks, and I could get away with only explaining it once.

It seems as though the Madness Network will be going off the air. I have no idea for how long, or really even why. I just got the schedule for next year from Northwestern University, and I'm not on it. I am presuming at this point that it's because enough students finally signed up that there was no room left on the schedule for alumni...something I've always known was a possibility. I have a call out to our programming director, but he's out for the Christmas Break and hasn't gotten back to me yet.

This news is coming at sort of a bad time, too...I found this out the same week that I was told I'd be laid off from my day job sometime in January...needless to say, it's been a rough Christmas.

And this leads me into my next request...I know that quite a few fans of my show, not to mention regular guests, have offered to bombard the station with email, letters and phone calls on my behalf. Since I really don't know where my life situation is headed right now, and I haven't gotten a chance yet to speak with the director, I ask that everyone HOLD OFF on this, until such a time as I can get things figured out. This could even be a simple mistake.

And even if it's not, I've had a wonderful time with the show, and it's really grown into something much bigger than I'd ever imagined it could be. Thank you ALL, for supporting me, sending me materials, communicating with me, and sending in constructive criticism. I really couldn't have done it without you all.

At any rate, I'll be sure to keep you guys updated, once I find out more details. I don't know if I'll have another show or two left or not, but I'll do my damnedest.

Thanks again...

--Loopy

"The Crown Princess of Comedy Music" --Throwing Toasters

Reply From Keith Rose:

As an avid listener of The Madness Network (as well as having the fortune to meet Loopy in person and be in-studio with her), the news that The Madness Network is off the air saddens me. I know many people will miss not hearing the late Friday night dementia broadcasts as I will. My best wishes go out to Loopy in what has been a rough road for her as of late. We hope you can get back to a state of "normality (a term I use quite loosly)" and make a speedy return to the airwaves.

Seeing this news just got me thinking about stuff.... please bare with me if the following seems like meandering waffle...

it seems that in the last year comedy shows have been departing from the airwaves left and right; First Nummy Muffin Cocoa Butter, then The All You Can Eat Buffet of Musical Madness, now The Madness Network. Hopefully Loopy will get back on the air soon and keep the madness flowing into our speakers. If you cater to a comedy show that's still going and love what you hear, tell the station! Positive listener feedback makes station staff people feel all warm and fuzzy inside. :-)

You know what I think needs to be done in general? Get More Dementia Shows On The Air! Anyone in here that has ties to a college station (or any other station that would be open to a comedy show), use them and try to get some airtime for dementia. It took me a year of co-hosting a traditional blues show (which is one of my of my top music genres) at WLFM for me to be able to get the station staff's attention and to let them say "We liked what you did last year, so we're giving you your own show show of whatever format you want." If you have the connections that could get you a dementia show, exploit the connections and spread dementia across the airwaves. (especially if you're in an area that void of the good Doctor)

And on that note, good night all!

Keep that dementia flowing,

Keith Rose aka Keeter Man
Fellow Dementia DJ & Big Madness Network Fan!

-- 
Keith Rose, Sir Not Appearing In This Film
KeeterMan on EFNet IRC		AOL IM: KeeterMan27	ICQ: 7767635
Keith.R.Rose@lawrence.edu
Low Brass Player At Large
Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia - Gamma Zeta Chapter

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

DRW in the 21st Century!

What will the 21st century bring us in the future? The third millenium? The 201st decade? The 2001st year?

Who knows. One thing for sure, there won't be any Y2K bugs this time around!

Anyway, here are some reports I did at the beginning of the year 2000...

When Does 2001 Arrive Around the Globe?

When will the year 2001 arrive when it's midnight at their time zone while you are in California?

As 2000 gives way to the year 2001, the Eastern-most time zone will be going to the next real millenium first, then time zones West of that will be going to 2001, one by one, one year at a time, until it cycles back to the International Date Line where 2001 started and the last time zone having 2000, the second millenium, and the 20th century, bites the dust.

Here is the order of when the year 2000 will arrive. Times are given in Eastern and Pacific Times Standard Time.

     KIRIBATI: 5 am EST. 2 am PST, Dec. 31, 2000
     CHATHAM ISLANDS: 5:15 am EST, 2:15 am PST 
     NEW ZEALAND: 6 am EST, 3 am PST 
     SOUTH POLE, Antarctica: 6 am EST, 3 am PST 
     MARSHALL ISLANDS: 6 am EST, 3 am PST 
     SYDNEY, Australia: 8 am EST, 5 am PST 
     GUAM: 9 am EST, 6 am PST 
     TOKYO: 10 am EST, 7 am PST 
     SEOUL: 10 am EST, 7 am PST 
     BEIJING: 11 am EST, 8 am PST 
     INDIA: 1:30 pm EST, 10:30 am PST 
     PAKISTAN: 2 pm EST, 11 am PST 
     AFGHANISTAN: 2:30 pm EST, 11:30 am PST 
     IRAN: 3:30 pm EST, 12:30 PST 
     MOSCOW: 4 pm EST, 1 pm PST 
     BAGHDAD: 4 pm EST, 1 pm PST 
     JERUSALEM: 5 pm EST, 2 pm PST 
     CAIRO: 5 pm EST, 2 pm PST 
     JOHANNESBURG, South Africa: 5 pm EST, 2 pm PST 
     ATHENS: 5 pm EST, 2 pm PST 
     ROME: 6 pm EST, 3 pm PST 
     PARIS: 6 pm EST, 3 pm PST 
     BERLIN: 6 pm EST, 3 pm PST 
     LAGOS, Nigeria: 6 pm EST, 3 pm PST 
     GREENWICH, England: 7 pm EST, 4 pm PST 
     ICELAND: 7 pm EST, 4 pm PST 
     SAO PAOLO, Brazil: 9 pm EST, 6 pm PST 
     GREENLAND: 10 pm EST, 7 pm PST 
     BUENOS AIRES, Argentina: 10 pm EST, 7 pm PST 
     NEWFOUNDLAND: 10:30 pm EST, 7:30 pm PST 
     NOVA SCOTIA, Canada: 11 pm EST, 8 pm PST 
     PERU: midnight EST (Jan 1, 2000), 9 pm PST 
     NEW YORK: midnight EST (Jan 1, 2000), 9 pm PST 
     CHICAGO: 1 am EST (Jan 1, 2000), 10 pm PST 
     DENVER: 2 am EST (Jan 1, 2000), 11 pm PST 
     LOS ANGELES: 3 am EST, midnight PST (Jan 1, 2001) 
     ANCHORAGE, Alaska: 4 am EST, 1 am PST 
     HONOLULU: 5 am EST, 2 am PST 
     TAHITI, French Polynesia: 5 am EST, 2 am PST 
     MIDWAY ISLANDS: 6 am EST, 3 am PST 
     SAMOA: 6 am EST, 3 am PST 

And for the record: The mytical El Zona de los Misterio region sits on top of the Western time zone, but half the time zone is in the Mountain time zone! In any case, the year 2005 arrives there on March 15th when the mega holidays are just beginning, celebrating the equinox during the Equimass holiday season.

Y2K Glitches (From January 2000)

Has your radio website or office computers experienced some Y2K glitches this past weekend?

You wouldn't believe some of them. I received an e-mail from XOOM and the date was dated Jan 02, 100. 100?

When I was using my WS-FTP program to upload the files, sure enough, the date display read 1000103 instead of 000103.

So what should we call the 00's...the hundreds? Sounds better than calling them the naughts or double-ohs or whatever else.

On the insidetheweb.com messageboard, I came across a date 01-Jan-100 as the date it came to the postings.

Other glitches I came across include e-mail dated 1910 or 1969, a USENET posting dated 1980, and in a bizarre twist to the problem, Vice President Al Gore encountered the Y2K bug on his own website!

The computer glitch took a tiny bite out of Gore's campaign Web site. The damage came inside his "virtual town hall," where a message from a supporter was dated January 3, 19100.

When 1999 became 2000, some computers decided that the year following 19-99 is 19-100.

Gore's campaign explained that the mistake was visible only on computers using a certain type of browser and that it was quickly fixed. Besides, they said, it wasn't exactly a major glitch, even for the man who once claimed to have invented the Internet.

"Maybe a few people saw an error. Most people didn't. It's extremely minor," said Gore spokeswoman Kathleen Begala. "Be that as it may, we want to have every person dialing up The Al Gore 2000 Website to get the perfect Web site. And now they will."

Other yearly glitches include Windows 3.1's File Manager where if you update the files in the year 2000, the two-digit date reads ":0". The reason is technical, but the decades digit slot goes in the sequence of "89:;<=>?@A"

One last glitch...when the year rolled over from 99 to 00, so did the amount of people who listen to Todd Kelly's night show on KGB!

Leno: L.A. Y2K Celebration a Flop (From January 2000)

Tonight Show host Jay Leno, who pulled a switch to light up the Hollywood sign during L.A.'s millennial celebration, said Tinseltown's big moment was a flop.

The New Year's Eve finale that lit the sign with neon-colored strobe lights was "ridiculous," the NBC "Tonight Show" host said during Monday's show.

"What did we have?" Leno asked the audience. "Ten floodlights from Home Depot (laughter!) I've seen bug zappers do better shows."

Leno gave a parody re-creation by training two flashlights on a small model of the sign.

"Los Angeles blows!" is how KROQ's Kevin & Bean described the celebration. "We're the entertainment capital of the world. This is where the music industry, television industry and movies are based. And what did we come up with? Lights on the Hollywood sign. We watched Rio with three million people on the beach. London had the most incredible fire works show I've ever seen and the Eiffel Tower in Paris was spectacular," Kevin said. "We light up a cheesy sign."

Which leads me to a brand new product that I've come up with...

Sales Pitch: New Years Eve Party Hollywood Style Home Version

Yes, now you and your friends can celebrate how Hollywood, California celebrates the new year in your very own home regardless of where you live.

The "New Years Eve Party Hollywood Style Home Version" comes complete with a replica of a Hollywood sign with dancing lights, three colorful flashlights colored red, green, and blue that you carry, and a cheesy built-in Auld Lang Syne theme song into the sign.

Here's how it works...you have your New Years Eve party as usual, you have the Hollywood sign on a prominent location, and three partiers are selected to pick a colored flashlight. Then, coming close to a minute before the new year, people get into position. The countdown starts 5-4-3-2-1...and once it's the new year, the partiers flash the lights on the Hollywood sign and pan the reflection on the sign back and forth while the computer plays Auld Lang Syne.

Now, isn't that amazing?

Yes, it's the party highlight to end all New Years Eve parties! It's the "New Years Eve Party Hollywood Style Home Version" by Crapco. Here's how to order:

Send $19.99 to Hollywood New Years Eve Sign, Grand Central Station, New York, NY. Supplies are limited.

Source: http://www.laradio.com

Off Topic: Binary Dates (Originally Published Jan 2000 with Updates)

The first day of the hundreds (Jan 1, 2000) had this date layout: 01.01.00, or 00.01.01 if you prefer to place the year first, meaning that the date looks like a binary date.

The second week of 2000 had 01.10.00 (00.01.10) followed by 01.11.00 (00.01.11).

In October 2000, you had 10.01.00, 10.10.00, and 10.11.00; the following month, enjoy 11.01.00, 11.10.00, and 11.11.00

This year also has a bunch of binary dates: 01.01.01, 01.10.01, 01.11.01, 10.01.01, 10.10.01, 10.11.01, 11.01.01, 11.10.01, 11.11.01.

The years 2010 and 2011 round out the binary dates:

01.01.10, 01.10.10, 01.11.10, 10.01.10, 10.10.10, 10.11.10, 11.01.10, 11.10.10, 11.11.10, 01.01.11, 01.10.11, 01.11.11, 10.01.11, 10.10.11, 10.11.11, 11.01.11, 11.10.11, 11.11.11.

And for the final binary treatment, the last day of the hundreds, 12.31.99, may be written in binary like this: 1100.11111.1100011!

Disclaimer, Etc.

Joe No Talent aka David Tanny believes that Conan O'Brien would have to change his "In The Year 2000" predictions into another year in the future come tomorrow! Tanny's "Today in All Kinds of History" is used by some stations owned by Jefferson-Pilot Communications among others. Please judge any possible bias or conflicts of interest accordingly.

Sponsored By...

This DRW report is brought to you by The Year 2001: "I'm the real start of the new millenium, fool!"

And by Baha Men: "Who Let The New Year Out!"

And by Campaign 2000: "We're Finally History!"


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