We wake up in the morning in sunny P-Nix, Arid Zone to celebrate Breakfast Feast Day at the Travelhodgepodge Motel in downtown.
Waitors from the motel's restaurant wheeled in the big breakfast to our motel rooms. It was a borgassmorg, or whatever, it was big. There was bacon, eggs, sausage, yams, stuffing, cranberry sauce, pancakes, syrup, hash browns, orange juice, milk, and while grain bread. This is the kind of breakfast meal we have just once a year, and the early days of spring is the best time for a holiday like this.
At about 10am, I, Scotty, Chachi, Lance, Gina, Hoss, Dean, and Albert went outside with our supplies for our mission. Mission: Mickey Mouse Extermination.
Jim, Beverly, Mindy, and Wilma stayed behind in their motel room.
A few minutes later, Scotty T. Shatner the 27th and his spaceship Happydays, complete with everything 50s except Fonz, Rich, and the Happy Days gang, descended just above the parking lot of the motel. The eight of us were beamed up aboard into the spaceship.
10:15am. We went through our plan one more time to be sure we were following what should be done and when in our plan. We synchronized our watches.
For reinforcement, Shatner supplied us with some strong bodyguards with weapons that we'll need for our mission.
11:00am. Lance logged into my Facebook account in the Real World and posted a message for me to the readers to wish us luck with our mission.
11:30am. Four of us plus some bodyguards got into the transporter stand, and were beamed into one set of date, time, longitude, and latitude coordinates.
11:35am. The rest of us plus some bodyguards got into the transporter stand and were beamed into the same set of date and time coordinates, but with different longitude and latitude coordinates.
Trip Summary for Team 1: Lance, Hoss, Scotty, and Albert
Depart 11:30am Aqua 2, 2013, P-Nix, Arid Zone
Arrive 9am Red 9, 2012, somewhere near Kabul, Afghanistanley.
Trip Summary for Team 2: David, Dean, Chachi, and Gina
Depart 11:35am Aqua 2, 2013, P-Nix, Arid Zone
Arrive 9am Red 9, 2012, Personhattan, New Yolk City, New Yolk.
Note that Kabul is 10 hours ahead of New Yolk City. On the time line plane, Team 1 arrived 10 hours in Kabul before Team 2 arrived in Personhattan. The times that were set as the destination time are local to the time zone, not Greenwitch Merdian Time.
To recall Adam Cardassian's time travel trips for Red 9:
Adam Cardassian's time warp departures and arrivals.
Depart 10am Orange 15, 3015, Frantic City, Old Jersey
Arrive 9am Red 9, 2012, Personhattan, New Yolk City, New Yolk
Depart 5pm Red 9, 2012, Personhattan, New Yolk City, New Yolk
Arrive 10:01am Orange 15, 3015, Frantic City, Old Jersey
Depart 10:02am Orange 15, 3015, Frantic City, Old Jersey
Arrive 9am Red 9, 2012, somewhere in Afghanistanley
Depart NOON Red 9, 2012, somewhere in Afghanistanley
Arrive 10:03am Orange 15, 3015, Frantic City, Old Jersey
So Team 2 arrives during the first time Adam traveled into Red 9. Team 1 arrives during the second time Adam traveled into Red 9, but 10 hours before he made his first trip on the time line plane.
Anyway, Team 2 arrived near the NBZ broadcast network building. Adam Cardassian arrives at the time of about 9:26am. Team 2 uses some 2x4s to knock him down. While out, Team 2's bodyguards fight with Adam's henchmen. Dean takes Adam's briefcase, opens it up, and empties out the contents. Dean inserts a modified Lo Jack-like device into his briefcase. He uses duct tape to seal it on the bottom inside of the briefcase. He glues a fake briefcase bottom on top of it so Adam won't see the device. Dean replaces the contents into the briefcase.
Once Dean signaled that he was finished, Gina took a bucket of water and dumped it onto Adam's head. Adam came to. Adam and his henchmen ran away towards the west side. Team 2 went to the east side and into a nearby Staryuck's coffee shop to monitor Adam. Dean opened up his laptop that's hooked onto the coffee shop's wi-fi connection, launched the homing device software, and a screen showing the longitude and latitude of Adam's briefcase was seen on the screen. Dean says that Adam is still outside the NBZ building, and will wait until they're queued to continue on with the next phase in their plan.
At 9:06 Kabul time, Team 1 meets up with Adam Cardassian, who arrived 10 hours after this time his seven hours ago. Confused?
Anyway, Team 1 roughs up Adam and his henchmen. Adam is knocked to the ground unconscious with a 2x4. While the bodyguards fight with Adam's henchmen, Lance uses his laptop computer to check if Adam's briefcase still has the Lo Jack-like device inside. He does. Plan is working so far.
Lance and Albert grab it and switch its emitting frequency to another frequency so that Dean 10 hours after this time can track it and his software won't lock up with duplicate frequencies confusing it.
After Lance and Albert signal to Scotty, Hoss tosses over Adam's portable realm/place/time machine device. While Adam is still out cold from being hit, Albert resets Adam's portable machine so that the next time he pushes the button, he'll arrive at 9:30am, Red 9, 2012, at the coordinates to the east of the NBZ building near Staryuchs where Team 2 is standing by, or will be standing by 10 hours from now in this time line.
Albert affixes the portable machine to Adam's upper arm using duct tape. Lance splashes a bucked of water onto Adam's head. Adam came to. Albert pushes the "Go" button on Adam's machine. Adam vanishes into the future from 9:12am in Kabul to 9:30am in New Yolk City.
Lance takes a Star Trek like communicator from his pocket, turns it on, calls up the Starship Happydays, and asks the transporter engineer to beam them up and them over to this time, date, and coordinates: 9:30am, Red 9, 2012, on the west side of the NBZ broadcast building in New Yolk City. The engineer locks the transporter beam from the spaceship and energizes the beam. Team 1 is energized and taken into the spaceship. The navigator sets the time and place to warp to. The Happydays warps to that time and place. Team 1 is then beamed down and onto their destination longitude and latitude.
At 9:30am, Team 1 arrives on the west side of the NBZ building, near where the current Adam and his henchmen are located. Meanwhile, the future Adam of seven hours later arrives on the east side of the NBZ building near the Staryuch's coffee shop.
Dean's computer laptop now showed the future Adam near where they're sitting at Staryuch's. The current Adam and the future Adam were within 500 feet of each other.
9:31am, Team 1 makes a move toward the current Adam on the west side. Team 2 makes a move towards the future Adam on the east side. Don't tell me they're going to do a West Side Story ripoff here. Let's don't bother to rumble.
9:32am. Team 1 uses their AK-47s to gun down Adam's henchmen. Team 1 immobilizes the current Adam. Team 2 immobilizes the future Adam.
Teams 1 and 2 bring the Adams closer together and are within 20 feet of each other on the opposite sides of the NBZ broadcast building.
Hoss says that these two Adams should be closer.
The future Adam begs Hoss to keep the current Adam away from him.
As it states in the Time Cop movie from 1994, something like this: "Two pieces of matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time." If that happens, and if it's a person accidentally making physical contact with their past version, that person will die, and their body will disappear from the face of the Earth. In a word, you can die if you touch yourself!
Hoss says to the Adams that (stealing from Jean-Claude Van Damme) "Same matter cannot occupy same space. I'm still kickin'. I must be on Broadway."
Hoss shoved the current Adam towards the future Adam while Chachi shoved the future Adam towards the current Adam. The two Adams collide into each other. When that happened, a continuum splash was made and time ripples were seen coming from the point of the impact. The current and future Adams melted into each other, creating what can only be described as a human blancmange. The Adam blob was then absorbed by a spinning vortex that spun the blob into a single featureless human-shaped blob, that shrunk into the ground, and disappeared from the face of this realm and the world.
You can see what the Time Cop scene where the past and future McCombs mashed together looked like on Youtube here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D01mdGW9-Zg
After that happened, Scotty, Chachi, Albert, and Hoss quietly faded out. What went wrong? Nothing. The plan worked as planned. The rest of us, I, Dean, Lance, and Gina used our communicator to call on the Happydays engineer to beam us back aboard. We were beamed back aboard the Happydays, then time warped back to 1:00pm, Aqua 2, 2013, at the Travelhodgepodge Motel in P-Nix.
We arrived back at the destined coordinates. Jim comes aboard and tells us that Mindy, Wilma, and Beverly quietly faded out. Shatner the 27th informed us five that the people who vanished from this location in this time line are now where they would have been as if Adam hadn't affected the past.
In other words:
Mindy and Wilma are in San Rubio. They live in Mindy's parents house, which is not being threatened for foreclosure.
Scotty is Mayor of San Rubio City. His home is not in foreclosure, His marriage to Carlotta is okay. Carlotta is still employed at her job.
Chachi is still with Angelina in their San Rubio home.
Alyssa is a dance instructor at Grossout College.
Hoss is owner of the Comedy Music Worldwide Ministries Headquarters in El Zono Loco.
Albert and Beverly didn't sell their El Zona home.
The radio stations are playing a wide variety of music, with only about two out of 1,000 in the area airing Disney pop teen tunes, which is normal.
The broadcast and cable network lineups have returned to normal. No more Disney monopoly.
Most of all: Mickey Mouse is not the president of the United States of the Nation. Tim Meddows is.
I, Dean, Jim, Lance, and Gina are sill in P-Nix because our pasts weren't affected adversely when Adam altered the time line, and the gang corrected that so that they're back on the normal time line. Furthermore, I, Dean, and Jim weren't in the El Zona realm in any case. Lance and Gina were still working and left during the last week to join the three in their trip.
2pm. We decide to go to Shocker to see the Carp play some spring training baseball. Chachi's not there. Mindy is not playing. Wilma is nowhere to be seen.
Lance calls Chachi in San Rubio to say hello. Chachi says that he and Angelina are expecting a baby and got married early last month (Blue 7, 2012). Chachi also says that Mindy and Wilma are engaged to be married, and they're both wearing bridal gowns. Nope, it's not a lesbian wedding because Mindy is a pre-op tranny.
Lance dials up Scotty in the Mayor's office. Scotty says that he and Carlotta are selling their home anyway so they can live closer to downtown.
Lance dials up Hoss. Hoss says that his business is thriving more than ever since some other funny music websites went into another format such as unfunny dementia and mainstream pop. Hoss's favorite source is RealFunnyMusic.com.usn.ez. He switched because the other sources were passing noncomedy as funny stuff and the listeners didn't like what was coming out.
Lance dials up Alyssa, who's at home because Grossout College is on a holiday break, so the campus is closed until Monday when the Spring session begins. Alyssa wondered why David hasn't shown up for Equimas Day as promised. So did Hoss, Chachi, Carlotta, Scotty, and Angelina. They've been celebrating the holidays and missed David all along.
Lance tells them all that David can explain it all better than he can if they go read his diary entries at the website sandiegoradio.blogspot.com.
Shatner the 27th and the Happydays returned to the future 3015 year.
At 6pm, we returned to the Motel to pack up our bags in our return drive to San Rubio on Friday. We decided to eat some TV dinners instead of going out for dinner. All we could afford were analog TV dinners at 99 cents apiece. They worked well in the analog microwave ovens, but wouldn't work in the digital microwave ovens.
We watched some TV after wards. Variety shows, sports, game shows, silly sitcoms, and crazy college films were back as the norm on broadcast and cable television. No more Disney controlled everything on the TV.
Well, gotta get some rest. We're driving back home to San Rubio beginning early in the morning.
Cya tomorrow when we're back in San Rubio. Happy holidays.
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