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Here we are still in P-Nix, Arid Zone. This day feels more like a leap year day than the next day because Blue 30th is usually New Year's Eve, but the next day, Blue 31, is the leap year day that happens every four years.

Anyway, this being the second week of the Vernalmas Holiday season, schools are out for the 2-week period.

Scotty T. Shatner the 27th of the year 3015 arrived in his spaceship and here in the Travelhodgepodge Motel in Downtown P-Nix. He summoned I, Dean, Jim, Scotty, Gina, Hoss, Chachi, and Lance over inside his spaceship to tell us about what he found out about Adam Cardassian of 3015, the man who traveled back in time to alter the timeline so that he could take over this country, The United States of the Nation, in the year 3015 after Al Queda overthrew our government in the years of 3012-3014 when Al Queda's allies overthrew the US of N government and took over its citizens.

Here's what Shatner the 27th found out about Adam Cardassian. He actually made two trips to the date of Red 9, 2012. One trip into New Yolk City to go to the east coast broadcast networks to buy up some Mickey Mouse for president airtime. The second trip was into Afghanistanley on the same date where he donned a disguise. He told the Al Queda that their time to attack the U.S. of N. was coming in the future, and in order to do that, all wages of wars across the continents by Al Queda and its allies would have to stop in order for the U.S. of N. to stop coming over to attack Al Queda's forces and its allies. He told them that the longer the time without wars existed, and the longer the U.S. of N. continued to lose money in its debt that was caused by internal forces of credit crunch, they would have to eventually cut back and eliminate its armed forces altogether since no more wars were being waged and every country was at peace. He also urged Al Queda to endorse Mickey Mouse for President of the U.S. of N. and to have its double agents in the U.S. of N. (who all had fake I.D.'s to vote in the country) to write in Mickey Mouse for President. That helped get the word out faster.

Here's the departed and arrival trips that Shatner the 27th found by researching the Universenet, a wider version of the Internet that can research websites into the past, other realms, and other aspects that are still confidential to this person in the year 2012 El Zona year.

Also bear in mind that Cardassian's time machine can take him not only from one date and time to another it's advanced enough to take him from place to place.

Adam Cardassian's time warp departures and arrivals.

Depart 10am Orange 15, 3015, Frantic City, Old Jersey
Arrive 9am Red 9, 2012, Personhattan, New Yolk City, New Yolk

Depart 5pm Red 9, 2012, Personhattan, New Yolk City, New Yolk
Arrive 10:01am Orange 15, 3015, Frantic City, Old Jersey

Depart 10:02am Orange 15, 3015, Frantic City, Old Jersey
Arrive 9am Red 9, 2012, somewhere in Afghanistanley

Depart NOON Red 9, 2012, somewhere in Afghanistanley
Arrive 10:03am Orange 15, 3015, Frantic City, Old Jersey

Professor Albert and Beverly arrived and flagged Shatner the 27th to beam them up into his spaceship.

Albert was briefed by Shatner the 27th about this, then Albert said that he had an idea that could wipe Cardassian off the face of this realm, but this needs a plan to make it work, as well as I, Hoss, Scotty, and Chachi, who has to find someone to fill in for his coaching job for the San Rubio Carp baseball team. Albert, Beverly, Lance, Gina, Dean, and Jim would have to stay behind in the year 2013, which begins in two days, while the four of us plus Shatner the 27th traveled to a date and place in the year 3015 to put our plan into motion.

We'll tell you what plan it was in the climax of this Vernalmas Holiday vacation.

Don't forget. Shatner the 27th's spaceship Happydays can travel into other times and dates, other realms, and warp from place to place, all at the same time. It's that advanced.

Anyway, we left the spaceship while Shatner the 27th refueled his ship with Plutonium. I, Hoss, Scotty, and Chachi went over to the Wal Fart store to pick up some stuff that we're going to need in our mission to bring Cardassian down. While there, we met Lenny, who was killed off several times in our El Zona books. We asked Lenny if he would like to join us in our mission and he said sure.

In the evening, I, Dean, Jim, Lance, and Gina decided to check out some of the hot spots in P-Nix to see what else was out there. We found a place called Galaxy Pizza that we decided to check out in Shirley Tempe. It was just off of the I-410, Highway 80, and I-317 freeways. It was a three-story pizza palace with some 100 delivery drivers going to all sorts of places around town. The first floor looked like a regular restaurant with tables, chairs, jukebox, karaoke stage, counter, TV sets, and more. The second floor, however, was where the drivers entered and exitied the building to make deliveries. The second floor door was in the rear of the building. The parking lot was level with the first floor, but when you drove around the back at either end, the slope went upwards, and when you reached the end of either side, you were level with the second floor. That's where the delivery drivers came in and out of.

That's not all. The third floor is where the pizzas and stuff is made. There's some 10 people stretching and spinning the dough. There's some 30 people putting on toppings. There's some 15 people minding the ovens and boxing the pizzas. There's some five gophers running around to get the dough and ingredients from the big walk-in fridge on the fourth floor to the production area on the third floor. Elevator shafts were used to move the finished products from the third floor to the second or first floors.

That's not all. The basement is where the store has its own staff kitchen and tables so people can eat their own stuff (you'd think they'd eat their boss's food?)

We walked in and got a 27-inch Stuff and Junk Deluxe. It had every friggin' topping on the pizza and it took some 60 minutes for it to cook thoroughly, but we each ate one of the 13 and a half inch slices and it tasted like something that is out of this world.

The toppings? Pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon, tomatoes, onions, green peppers, black olives, green olives, chicken, mushroom, beef, steak, red peppers, spinach, banana peppers, jalapenos, turkey, fettucini, parmesan, cheddar, swiss, mozzarella, spam, and broccoli. We had all 27 toppings on the pizza. It was the best pizza we ever ate.

We took the rest of the pizza back to our rooms and saved them for later.

At night, we checked out some of the TV shows that were on. We watched something like Two and a Half Man/The Other Half Woman, Dancing With The Has-Been Stars, One Million Tree Mountain, Gossip Chick, Zeroes, Extra Medium, *uck (we can't say the full title here), CSI: Atlantis, and pretty much given up network TV with a lineup as stale as this.

I'm glad I'm a retired prime time TV watcher. I just listen to music on the mp3 players, Internet, and Satellite. I watch some TV on the Internet, some homemade films on several websites, and even do other things.

Anyway, we hope to get our plan to wipe Cardassian out of here after we celebrate the New Year probably on Thursday or Friday as soon as we get everything ready for our plan.

Happy Holidays.

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