In the morning, we went to the Wal Fart stores for their After Equimas 50 percent off sale on decorations, candy, and other holiday clearance stuff. Chachi, Mindy, and Wendy went to their spring training baseball game.
The rest of us returned to the Travelhodgepodge Motel in downtown P-Nix. I, Dean, Jim, Hoss, Scotty, Lance, and Gina picked up where we left off in terms of trying to think up a plan to get Adam Cardassian and his destructive alteration of the El Zona timeline out of their existences.
Albert and Beverly went driving around the P-Nix area for some sightseeing and to help us think up some ideas.
Scotty T. Shatner the 27th from the future hasn't checked in all day with any ideas on what the Adam Cardassian of the future did in terms of when he first left his time 3015 on a time, date, and place unkown for his trip to Red 9, 2012. We hope to hear from him and his spaceship Happydays soon.
None of us at the hotel could think of an effective ad for Steve Globs of Pineapple Computers to use for the Vote For Tim Meddows for President network ad spots. The best we could think of was "Don't Let Another 9/11 Happen. Vote For Tim Meddows."
Anyway, Hoss, Dean, and Lance took the Ford Explorer and time warped back in time to Red 2, 2012, which was seven days before Adam Cardassian entered 2012 with his time machine in New Yolk city.
One minute later, Hoss, Dean, and Lance returned. We asked what happened. Hoss told us that to me and the gang back at the Motel, they were gone a minute in real time. To the three who traveled, however, it was a span of eight days.
The three time warped to Red 2, 2012, spent three days driving to Silly Con Valley near the Gay Area in Banana State. Once they arrived at the Pineapple Computers Headquarters in Silly Con, they entered the building with a presidential ad proposal for Steve Gobs to spend some of his money to buy network TV sports that would be aimed to save his business by favoring Tim Meddows for president.
After they succeeded, the three spent three days driving back to this Motel spot in P-Nix. They warped back from 12:01pm, Red 10, 2012 to 12:01pm Blue 29, 2012, arriving one minute after they departed into the past.
Lance decided to check his computer and surf the Internet to see if Tim Meddows is president and we're no longer in the alternate timeline. Nope. Mickey Mouse is still president. How? Lance researched the news sites for the preliminary polls for Red 12, a day before election day. Before the three time warped, Mickey Mouse was leading left-leaning Tim Meddows and right-leaning Michael Limbaugh 56 percent to 33 percent to 9 percent. After the meddling, Mickey Mouse was leading left-leaning Tim Meddows and right-leaning Michael Limbaugh 78 percent to 15 percent to 3 percent. Ouch!
What did Cardassian do on Red 11? Apparently, he countered Steve Yobs TV ad that said on Feb 10:
"Save Your xPod. Tim Meddows For President."
With his ad...
"Don't Let xPod Control Your Music. Write In Mickey Mouse For President."
Great. We actually made the polls worse, yet it had no effect on reversing the outcome. Hopefully, the gang of three didn't do any more damage on the way and back.
Now, we gotta think of another plan to reverse the Cardassian alteration of the presidential election. What could it be?
To help some of us get some clues, we decided to rent out some movies about time traveling for ideas about how to go about fixing what someone from the future did to the past and resolve the time continuum problem that we're in today. We saw a few good plots, but haven't come up with any ideas yet. We might tomorrow.
In the evening, all ten of us, plus Albert and Beverly, had a great family barbecue night at the Motel. There was some kind of reggae band playing while the chefs cooked up the Hawaiian-style meals that we had. For some reason, we got a little high as there was some kind of reefer madness going on near the band, and some bong show going on from across the swimming pool. Maybe we had too much of a good time as some of us were stoned while we were eating. Marijuana. Just Doob It!
After the Hawaiian barbecue loo-loo, as we ended up calling it, we went to the website boohoolu to watch some recent TV episodes on the Net that we missed over the past week. We saw South Park, Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, and American Dad.
After we watched the TV shows, we turned on the Internet stream and listened to the Captain Joe radio show as he played counted down the Funny 25 novelty songs of 2012. Glad to know that one of my songs, "TV Love", made it all the way to #1 for the year in the El Zona realm, or is it just for the alternate timeline? I have doubts about it.
As I write this diary entry from some 10pm Arizona Standard Time in P-Nix, I have to let all of the readers know that Monday is not New Year's Eve, but Tuesday is, as well as Leap Year Day. Wednesday is New Year's Day 2013. I, Dean, and Jim will be here in El Zona through Sunday night after we celebrate the Vernalmas Holiday Season blowout family day on Sunday. We're not sure where we'll be on this date, maybe P-Nix, Smell-A, or hopefully San Rubio, but we'll do our darndest to be in San Rubio on our last day of my vacation.
We'll. Might as well put on boobtube.com and catch up on some recent illegally-uploaded episodes of All My Children to put me to sleep. Hope Disney doesn't sue the uploader for copyright violation. Is it me or is Erica still hot? It might the the alternate timeline I'm in that's effecting it, or did Cardassian visit the soap opera set in New Yolk City to affect how she looked? I need a vacation to return from my vacation.
Happy Holidays.
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