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Chachi, Mindy, and Wilma went for a spring training baseball game, so we'll have to brief them after they return home.

Roll call: Scotty, Albert, Beverly, Lance, Gina, I, Hoss, Dean, and Jim.

Here's what Lance found out that he told the gang. Someone by the name of Adam Cardassian bought up some broadcast network TV ads on the date of Red 9, 2012, four days before the Presidential Election. On Red 10, ads touting "Keep The Internet Free. Write In Mickey Mouse of President" aired several times on most of the popular TV shows. Mickey's popularity manifested itself in the preliminary polls on Red 12, suggesting that word about the alternative to the two presidential candidates that didn't matter to the Internet generation spread like wildfire.

This Adam Cardassian man was from the future and he worked with Al Queda in Afghanistanley. He traveled from the year 3015 to 2012 via some kind of time machine. When he arrived in New Yolk City, he visited the broadcast network corporate buildings to purchase commercial spots favoring Mickey Mouse for president.

For more on the future year of 3015, we had to call on Scotty T. Shatner the 27th. He said that this time machine act altered the El Zona realm so that it's now in Alternate Timeline I. With Mickey Mouse as president, in the future, he proposed phasing out the armed forces in the nation. You see, Mouse hated war, which is why Cardassian selected him to be the man to ruin the country.s When the media businesses failed and wanted a government bailout, Mouse gave them the bailout on the condition that all competeting media fold into the Disney monopoly as it is today. Mouse also introduced socialized Disneyland theme parks. This was in the hopes that visiting enemy leaders would be entertained enough to not wage war on the U.S. of N.

As the armed forces were phased out by the year 3011, the enemy nations were advised by Cardassian's henchmen to hold off waging any more wars with other nations including the U.S. of N., and to wait until the U.S. of N. completely dismantles its armed forces before taking over the nation. That took 999 years, but when no more wars were waged since 2906, the U.S. of N. decided to dismantle its armed forces in the year 3011. This allowed Al Queda to successfully take over the nation and instituite its religion as the law of the land. It changed the name of the country to the U.S. of Al Queda. The rebels installed Adam Cardassian as its first president of the country. Cardassian was given access to unlimited government monetary funds so he can do as he pleases until he died.

The U.S. of Al Queda immediately outlawed homosexuals, transsexuals, Christians, Jews, Mormons, and caucasians except for Cardassian. They were all shipped to third world countries where they would be enslaved for the rest of their lives.

So that's the background on what will happen in the Alternate Timeline I according to Scotty T. Shatner the 27th and Lance the computer geek.

The plan? We would have to time travel to the same date, Red 9, 2012, and the same place, New Yolk City, and use some funding from an unknown source to buy up some competetive ads to convince the voters to vote for Tim Meddows for president,

The problem? Where would the gang get enough funding to buy up some TV ads as they are expensive. Once they do, what about how to pitch the ads so that the voters would be swayed into voting for Tim Meddows instead of writing in Mickey Mouse for president?

The gang decided to come up with some ways to make some millions of dollars over the next few days so they could produce some ad spots, travel back, and pay for the spots. They tried everywhere in the P-Nix area but to no avail. There just wasn't a way to get some $10,000,000 in a short time, and not even the casinos in the Indian Reservations in the Arid Zone state could cough up that amount of money in gambling winnings.

So, that plan was out. What next?

Another idea is to intercept Adam Cardassian before he goes into the past, but that idea was ruled out as that could be too much of a stretch for their portable realm/time machines to travel 1,000 years ahead and back again, as there might not be enough of the compressed natural gas to get back again, then again, compressed natural gas may be extinct or not in use in the year 3015 when Cardassian departed his year to visit Red 2012. We're not goint to take any chances.

So, why not intercept Cardassian in Red 2012 instead? He might have some henchmen to guard his body so that he could do his dirty work in the past, and who knows what weapons his henchmen might possess.

There's a lot to think about, so we need to plan this out very carefully or else we could totally screw up the time continuum beyond repair, as well as putting ourselves out of existence if we screw up our past selves in the process while our future selves visit.

Gina suggested that we go to Silly Con Valley to convince Steve Globs of Pineapple Computers to buy up some TV network ads to suggest the voters to vote for Tim Meddows, but again, what effective pitch would work? The latest date we could have the ads placed would be Red 11, 2012 for the next day's spot run, which would be the day before Election Day, so we would have to arrive early enough to convince Globs to spend some of the company's money to get Meddows elected instead of Mouse.

Anyway, we talked about it until midafternoon, then adjourned for the day without an effective plan that we agreed on using. Some of us decided to visit Shocker to see the Carp play and to see how Mindy was doing at bat. We saw that Mindy and Wilma were engaged in a smooch in the dugout, suggesting that they might be an item.

In the evening, we went to one of the Rock and Dance Parties that were happening in Downtown P-Nix. These parties were sort of like Mardi Gras, but wilder.

At 10pm, we hit home and decided to tune into iDanceRadio.com and listen to some techno dance mixes while we played with the Atari 13000 Video Computer System. This game system played everyting from Space Wars to 4-D Space Invaders. Unbelievable.

Dean used Lance's interrealm telephone to call his parents in Oceanside in the Real World. They told us that they have a great Equimas Day complete with family gatherings, but wished Dean could have been there.

That's about it for this day. We're at the midpoint of the Vernalmas Holiday season. The next day is family barbecue day. Not sure what we're cooking. We're sure it won't be anything like corned beef, the worst thing you can eat.

Cya!

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