To recap, I, Dean, Jim, Lance, and Gina are in a downtown motel in P-Nix, Arid Zone. Scotty is the manager of the Travelhodgepodge motel. Chachi is the coach of the San Rubio Carp baseball team. Mindy is trying out for the team, but her friend Wilma the witch is casting spells on Mindy so that she almost always hits home runs.
At 9am, Lance began to search on the Internet for clues on how the time continuum was altered by some person from the future who came just to alter the Presidential Election results so that Mickey Mouse instead of Tim Meddows is elected the President of the United States of the Nation. Lance looked through the archives of several Internet newspaper sites but couldn't determine the time when the polls were beginning to lean heavily towards Mickey Mouse for president until he came to the date of Red 12, 2012 where a few newspapers were reporting on the sudden appearrance of someone who's not on the Presidential ballot: Mickey Mouse. On Red 12, the day before Election Day, Mickey Mouse was leading left-leaning Tim Meddows and right-leaning Michael Limbaugh 56 percent to 33 percent to 9 percent. The day before, the polls without Mickey Mouse had Meddows leading Limbaugh 41 to 21 percent with the rest either for the minority candidate or undecided. Red 11, 2012 was the date before newspapers started reporting on the popularity of writing in Mickey Mouse and so sometime soon before that date, something happened that altered the events of that month that caused Mouse to be president.
Lance came over to our motel room to explain his findings on the Internet research of the presidential polls, and he says that he doesn't remember a Mickey Mouse ever being in any of the preliminary polls at any time, so he remembers the way it was supposed to be back then.
Based on that, we would have to come up with an idea to go back to a period in time that is soon before Red the 11th so that they could do something to cause a preemptive strike on someone coming from the future to change the election results. Why did that person want Mickey Mouse to be president? Where did that person go? What did that person do? How did that person do it?
Chachi called and said that he can't make it to our motel room, but at night, he wants to go with us for Equimas shopping before it's too late.
The five of us decided to go to Shocker to see the day's spring training game. During the game, I came around the dugout to see Wilma all set and ready to cast a spell to make Mindy hit the ball with magic. Mindy was up at bat. The pitcher winds up and throws a pitch that would have been a slider. Wilma waves her finger and the baseball mysteriously goes from a slider to a strike zone ball, but just a microsecond after she waves her finger, I sneezed, and the ball over rises up and goes above the strike zone. Mindy thinking that she can hit the ball, swings, and misses. Strike one! Wilma looked at me in shock as she now knows that she was spied on. I asked her if Mindy knew about this. She said that she doesn't know and wants Mindy to join the baseball team.
I asked her why it's important for her to make the team. Wilma says that her family, Wendy an adoptive hermaphrodite mother of Mindy, Jennifer, Wendy's wife. Adoptiive mother of Mindy, and Conan, Wendy and Jennifer's biological son. Stepbrother of Mindy, were about to lose their home in a foreclosure back in San Rubio county, and Wilma doesn't want Mindy and her family to be homeless. I asked why she couldn't just let Mindy just try out on her own and not get her hopes up. Wilma says that Mindy deserves a good career and wants her and her family to survive this tough economic time. Meanwhile, Mindy strikes out at bat. Mindy was devastated as she didn't know what's going on. I asked Wilma if she would like to confess what she's been doing. Wilma doesn't want to for now. I asked Wilma how would Mindy know where to improve on her baseball skills if magic is masking up her flaws, and she answered that she didn't think that she was causing Mindy to get a false sense of success.
Mindy came to the dugout and she was sad. I told her to try at bat again later and not to worry about it, but to practice more at batting.
Mindy was up four more times at bat and struck out every time. The Carp still beat the Jokeland Ayes 6-3 with one of the Carp players batting a grand slam in the bottom of the ninth inning.
Chachi consoled Mindy and asked her if she would like to try again the next afternoon. Mindy said that she would rather sit on the bench instead. Wilma came over after Chachi left and admitted that she was using magic to help Mindy make the team. Mindy said that she sucked at baseball and thought about dropping out of the team. I stepped in and told Mindy to sit out the next day, then on Saturday, try again, but on tomorrow, practice hitting the balls with a pitching machine and some of the players, but not to give up on her dream. Heck, even Hank Aaron had a slow start and he never used steroids like some other player that outhomered him but we cannot name him or else the editor would be sued. I told her that I sucked at singing novelty songs and she laughed, then she felt better. I told her that there are people who don't like my songs, but then again, there are a lot of songs I don't like from top 40, Disney, and even in the realm of dementia for that matter, so Mindy shouldn't feel bad that she sucks at baseball for now. Wilma apologized to Mindy for getting her confidence up, and Mindy accepted it.
It was 5pm. I, Dean, Jim, Mindy, Wilma, Chachi, Lance, and Gina decided to do some quick Equimas shopping as at that time, it was 24 hours until Equimas Eve began and all of the stores closed up for the holiday. We decided to shop at the P-Nix Sun Mall somewhere in Scottschip valley to the east. We secretly got some presents and cards and other knicknacks for each other.
At 7pm, the "Maintence Required" light in Dean's Hummer went off, so we went over to the Chevychase service station in the city of Glenchip. Dean got an oil change there from the mechaninc. While we were at the service station, we noticed something strange in the tops of the palmtrees around the area. We asked an old local what those things were at the top of the palm trees. The old man said that they're spike balls so that the pigeons and crows don't build nests on top of the palm trees because they'll poop a lot and ruin the streets and sidewalks with their poop. Good advice.
At 8pm, we hit nearby Energy Food and Rave where we ate all that we could eat for one price, and ate to the beat of rave and techno music from the upper floor of the restaurant and club. After we ate, Wilma and Mindy hit the club and did a lot of dancing with some guys. One hot chick came up to us and asked us if we wanted to dance with her. We said that we can't dance. She said that she doesn't dance either but wanted to talk to us. Gina said she'd like to dance with her. The hot chick shyed away and left our table.
One of them got too close to fondling Mindy and felt her male part in her skirt. The guy got upset and threw up his dinner on the floor, then he got upset and started to attack her. Wilma flipped her finger and the man did a backflip. When he returned to attack, Mindy was ready to fight. The audience moved back as he was punching and she was kicking. The security guards broke up the fight and arrested the man and Mindy, then Wilma flipped her wrists and the security guards and the man were pushed back to the wall. When they came back , Mindy used her push powers to push the guys out into the kitchen where they collided with a man serving cake to a party downstairs. Mindy got away. We left the scene and went back to the motel. Mindy and Wilma stayed overnight at Lance and Gina's place because they were too tired to drive and they had a bit too much to drink. Gina drove Mindy's car back to the motel. Chachi went back to his room in the hotel where he was staying for spring training.
Anyway, it was 11pm Mountain Standard Time and once again, it was time to hit the hay. We still didn't yet formulate a plan to go back in time to correct the Presidential Election results. Scotty T. Shatner, the 27th descendant of Scotty, hasn't located Professor Albert and Beverly yet, though I know that he has higher intelligence powers in the 31st century where he lives, so he should have found him by now, or did Albert and Beverly use a time machine to go back in time? If they are still missing and they're using a time machine, then they haven't returned to the point in time where they departed to the past. Anyway, I rented a download of Back to the Future for the SHDTV set in the room, er, that's a Super High Definition TV set with something like 4,800 x 2,048 pixels, almost like watching it in a theater like I did back in 1985 when it first came out. Now I really feel old. The 80s was so much fun. The music, movies, TV shows, and newspapers were better, yet there was no Internet for the masses yet, but we didn't care, right?
Night all. Happy holidays.
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