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Earlier Saturday afternoon, Scotty and Teri went to the outside perimeter of the prison room where Carl was being held. Hoss entered the cell of Carl. Hoss updated Carl on how well his daughter Mindy was doing and how she helped save his friends when they were attacked by vampires the night before. Carl kept on correcting Hoss that Mindy was Mandy Hoss couldn't explain how a hurricane occurred in the middle of a clear full moon night to Carl. Carl turned around so that he was not facing the outside window across the cell. Carl kept arguing the Hoss that Diana wanted Mandy to be a man, but Carl kept saying taht Mindy is who she is. While Carl's back was turned in front of the window, Scotty queued Teri to stand up in front of the window and face Hoss and Carl and get ready to say her words when Carl turns around and sees her. After a minute, Carl turned around to face the window, and then he sees what he thought was Teri as Diana as a ghost. Carl then screamed in shock before Teri as Diana told Carl "Leave Mindy alone!" Carl turned around and asked Hoss if he heard Diana. Hoss said he didn't hear anything. Carl turned Hoss around to face the window. Teri as Diana disappearred. Carl told Hoss that he thought he saw and heard Diana telling him to leave Mindy alone. Hoss tells Carl that maybe that's what she really wishes and Carl's hearing and seeing things inside his head. Carl says that it's for real. Hoss tells Carl that maybe Diana inside his head is telling Carl to back off and leave Mindy alone. Carl gets so confused that he starts babbling and mumbling. Hoss asked the guard to leave the cell and leave Carl alone. Hoss, Scotty, and Teri leave the prison premises. Teri got paid for her services and she left.

In the Vernalmas Madness college basketball tournament, 1,024 games were played.

Wait a minute. A reader decides to get on the action. Here's what he wrote.

"Hi David. This is Jared. Do you think I can score a date with Wilma? Witches are wild. Thank you."

Well, Jared, I'm not sure how a witch could cast a spell to leave El Zona and into San Diego where she could meet you, nor is there a way a spell could be cast so that a reader is physically transported into El Zona. I got an idea, Jared. Tomorrow, you can play a part in the El Zona adventure. You can be an out of season football linebacker who uses his strength to defeat one of the attacking demons from Sunnychip. Maybe your character could score a date with Wilma if she's interested in you, but I'm not sure of Wilma's sexual orientation is. She might like guys, girls, shemales, nerds, or even vampires. That would mean either Conan, Millie, Mindy, Chachi, or the punk vampire named Sid. Please write your dialogue in, Jared, and I'll see how I can fit you in.

Maybe I could spin this off into a separate series. With Buffy and Harry Potter retired, it's up to me to fill in the genre of supernatural adventures.

OK. Back to the diary.

Chachi, Angelina, Mindy, the militia, and others were practicing their martial arts and other fighting skills to be ready when the demons from the hellmouth under Sunnychip may be ready to attack during the eclipse of the Sun as satellite Taft passes across it around noon the next day.

Conan and Ollie, his teenage ogre friend, visit the castle of Mr. Smith the wizard, who lives near Grossout College. Smith invited them in and shows them a way that Conan could go to P-Nix on Aqua 2nd to see Millie, who happens to be going to the same cities as Ana Tijuana. Mr. Smith suggests that Ollie take on the shape of Conan while Mr. Smith arranges for Conan to travel with a flying magic dragon to P-Nix to see Millie. Ollie reluctantly agrees, but has doubts whether Conan's parents Wendy and Jennifer would notice that their son doesn't know whatever the real Conan knows. The magic dragon travels at very high speeds so that he would be in P-Nix in less than 30 minutes travel time.

I and Lenny spent the day at the Bust and Daver's Gaming and Bar to watch some of the 1,024 college basketball games, as well as to play the latest games, shoot some pool, drink some beer, and talk about all the weird stuff that's been happening every time I visit El Zona. Lenny tells me that weird stuff only happens when I visit or else El Zona would be as boring as San Diego.

I Love Lucy is a Desi-Lu Production. How did that get in here.

Ok. So San Diego may have some weird stuff happening right now while I'm away. I don't know. If anyone cares to e-mail me at my website, I'll post them once I return home next Monday the 31st of March.

Carlotta and Alyssa spent the day doing some of our taxes on their computers. They discovered that I owe the IRS $462 and California's IRS $55. Thanks a lot, girls! There goes my fund to pay for dfsx's streaming for the year of 2008. Oh, wait a minute. I don't have dfsx's stream anymore. It cost me that much a year to run anyway.

The El Zonanians have four tax authorites to pay. The United Realms of America. Bananafornia. San Rubio County. And finally, the city where they reside, whether it's San Rubio, El Zono Loco, Sautee, Irrational City, Demon Grove, Lost Mesa, or whatever city.

In the evening, Wilma finds Sid the punk vampire coming from inside the coffin near the farm in Sautee. He sleeps in the coffin while the sun is up. Wilma asks Sid if he could round up some of his friends to help battle the demons. Sid knows where he could find some, but didn't elaborate further.

The militia's jet planes dropped some bombs into Sunnychip to scare the demons into not coming out of the lair underneath the town. Severeal werewolves escaped from a hole on the far north side of the lair and went up the hills to find some prey.

Rockets from satellite Al were firing into the hydrogen gas satellite Rush and making it shine brighter and bright enough to warm the Erf.

Alyssa Milano guest stars in "My Name is Earl" on April the 3rd on NBC. I don't know how this got in here.

Meanwhile, on the satellites Taft and Hiro, the inhabitants were worried about what the inhabitants of Al were doing to Rush. They sent press releases to news organizations on Erf discussing their plans to invade Al. The news journalists sent them responses telling them to not invade Al or else they might do something even more drastic.

Back at the Comedy Music Worldwide Ministries Headquarters in the city of El Zono Loco, Hoss was greeted by his visiting brothers from New Mehicle. Adam, Ben Jr., and Joseph (The Cartwrongs) arrived to get some geek records for their children who are running their own digital radio stations in various cities around New Mehicle. They plan to stay for the week while their wives are busy taking care of their farms with hired help.

Barb, Marcie, Patty, and Ellen were busy helping the county fireworks department set up rockets to ring in the new year at midnight Aqua 1st.

That's it for now. Cya tomorrow as we wrap up the year of 2011 in El Zona. My next entry might be very late or not until Monday night because we'll be partying like crazy as we ring in the year twice as San Rubio straddles between two time zones.

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