El Zona de los Misterio Web Novels

With just two more days to go until the new year after today, 2012 looks to be an interesting year in the realm of El Zona de los Misterio.

To recap, Professor Albert Edison is on Atlantica Island apparently checking out the Starship Enterprise spaceship that Santo Pedro delivered for Equimas, but I haven't heard from him for the whole day. He must be inspecting the ship or something and he should let us know in a day or two about the status of a pending trip to near the satellite Al.

Scotty and Hoss found a few lookalikes for the late Diana, the wife of Carl who's in prison. They weren't sure which one to pick, and her daughter Mindy was an infant when she died, so they asked her four older sisters, Lisa, Nancy, Kim, and Charlotte, who were aged by the writers so that they were aged in the range of 20 to 26, to come to Scotty's house to help.

Eldest daughter Charlotte had the best idea of what Diana looked like, and she had photos of Diana to share with Scotty and Hoss, and remembered how her voice sounded like. Scotty and Hoss played some of the videos of some of the candidates to play Diana until they found one that looked enough to play Diana, and Charlotte agreed that the candidate sounded close enough to Diana.

Scotty sent an e-mail to the mailmaster at Greg's List, and requested to interview the candidate. The mailmaster replied that she and her husband would meet them anywhere. They agreed to meet at Scotty's house. Scotty asked the four sisters to stay and help.

At around noon, the candidate arried. Her name was Teri. With a little help from the four sisters, she was made up to look exactly like Diana. Scotty and Hoss explained the plan they were going to hatch and would pay Diana a large sum of money if that went off well. They plan to spring the plan on Carl the following day, Saturday.

Meanwhile, Chachi and Mindy and the militia were fine tuning their martial arts skills and were learning how to better master stabbing a stake into a vampire, demon, or other weird enemy to vanquish it. Mindy also used some of her superpowers to push back the trainers that she was going to pretend stab, but Chachi asked her to stop using it and train to stab without using the power. Angelina joined the class to be with Chachi and to learn some of the fighting skills.

Conan tracked they mysteriously missing Millie who was on a mission, but he suspects something. He hacks into a website that keeps track of where people are and discovered that Millie was in the same cities as Ana Tijuana were. He was wondering why Millie didn't bother to greet Conan when Ana played a concert in San Rubio. That night, Ana was playing at a venue in Yummy, Aridzona. Conan asked Jennifer and Wendy to take him there. They declined, saying that they were busy stocking up on the half-price Equimas decoration clearance sales and were too tired to drive hundreds of miles to see Ana again. Conan didn't want to tell his parents that he was tracking Millie on a hacked website. The next night Ana would be playing would be in P-Nix, Aridzona on Aqua 2nd, 2012, the day after New Year's Day. He asked them if he could see her then on that date. They told him that they would think about it.

Conan called Wilma over and asked her if she would help him see Ana Tijuana in P-Nix on Aqua 2nd. Again, Conan didn't want to tell Wilma that he was looking for Millie. Wilma said she would think about it, then one second later, said no, as she didn't care to see Ana again so soon until she releases more songs. Conan asked Wilma if she would like to go to nearby Sautee for the Rock and Dance party and his folks will be there too including his sister and her friend Mindy. Wilma said yes.

Barb, Marcie, Patty, and Ellen, the four butch lesbians, were partying for the Vernalmas holidays. They decided to return to Sunnychip and see if they can find some femme lesbians to date there. Later that night, some hot vampire vixens came from the hellmouth and greeted them. The vixens were asked to join them on a hot date in a movie theater in nearby Sautee. The eight went to see some movies. What did they see? "Horton Hears a Who!" During the movie, the vampire vixens tried to suck their blood. The butch lesbians pushed them back and threw them out of the theater. The vampire vixens began fighting and grabbing some hostages to suck their blood. The butch lesbians fought back and knocked them away. Some of the brave fighters joined in to fight the vampire vixens. The vixens retreated and ran back to Sunnychip, probably back to hellmouth. The butch lesbians thought that their quadruple date sucked the most. They later dated some hot femmes who weren't vampires.

Carlotta went to the malls to exchange some of the Equimas gifts that didn't work out.

I and Alyssa decided to visit the 80s Arcade Center. We played a ton of vintage video games from the 70s and 80s, and many we never heard of before. We saw some interesting knockoffs of Space Invaders; one of which was called Disco Invaders, where we had to shoot the disco balls that were descending to the ground or else we would turn into John Travolta. This came out when disco was declared to suck in 1979. There was also Turkey Kong, a ripoff of Donkey Kong, that did nothing more than solve a mission for a person to reach to the top of the building to eat a turkey. There was numerous knockoffs of Pac-Man, the worst one was one that simply featured a pickup truck that picked up roadkill and was chased by the sheriffs.

Lenny went to a super sports bar to watch some of the 2,048 college basketball games that were on that day. The bar was 12 stories high, and each TV was tuned to a different game. There were 256 TV sets in the entire building. Each of the 256 channels featured eight games all day long. Yesterday, there were 512 channels playing eight games all day. Satellite TV on Erf can accomodate some hundreds of thousands of satellite channels, so 512 channels devoted to college basketball is simply a drop in the bucket. If you wanted a complete set of brackets for all of the 8,192 teams that were playing, you needed to order a catalog costing $40 and having 256 pages covering 32 teams on each page. You have to mark off which teams made it and which ones dropped off as you went to a sports news website to keep up with all of the scores.

Tonight was Rock and Dance Party Day, a big party night. It was like Street Scene all over San Rubio city and its neighboring incorporate cities. There were local bands playing on most every corner on every street. Coincidentally, it was a full moon, a moon as bright as can be, and perfect for the party. People came to simply have a good time.

Most of our folks were in Sautee to party along.

There was one problem that night. Some of the demons from Sunnychip came over to nearby Sautee and began attacking the party goers at night. Many were ill equipped to fight. Some threw rocks and other things, but the demons came back and fought them. Some of the demons caught some of the people and drank their blood from their necks, killing the victims. Some of the vampires got too close to Mindy, Wilma, and Conan. Mindy began to fight the vampires, but they were heavy and were overwhelming her. She couldn't vanquish them fast enough. Conan used his man strength to hold them back, even throwing them backwards to get them away. Chachi and Wendy also got into the fight to help Mindy and Conan out, but the vampires couldn't be controlled. Mindy used her superpower to push the vampires back, but they were so strong that they pushed back and came forward. Finally, Wilma had to help out, but she had to do it in such a way so that she won't be exposed as a witch. She recited some spell in the structure of a poem, then a giant hurricane materialized and sucked up the vampires. The hurricane carried them back to Sunnychip, where they dropped them off.

People were wondering how a hurricane materierialized so fast, since it was the first time San Rubio county ever experienced a hurricane in the history of its existance going back to the first time its weather station was first launched. Wilma quietly walked away from the wondering people, who thanked God for saving them from the devils. Wilma was sure that nobody suspected anything.

The hurricane left behind one vampire, who came out from inside a movie theater. He was punkish, looking like Billy Idol. He was fighting the other demons as they betrayed him once in the past by killing his girlfriend years ago by drinking her blood. He told Wilma in private that it was a good thing she used her spell to drive the demons back, but hopes that nobody suspected a thing. He said he was interested in Mindy, but Wilma asked him to stay away from her until she's ready to introduce him to Mindy or else she would attack and vanquish him. Wilma suspects that Conan still is in love with the missing Millie, but Wilma is beginning to like Conan, who is an avid Ana Tijuana fan. Ana is really Riley, but why is Millie in the same cities as Ana/Riley during her Vernalmas SouthWestern concert tour?

We're suspecting that the vampires and other demons in Sunnychip might be planning to take over the nearby city of Sautee and possibly the nearby cities and towns.

We finally got back home late. I noticed that the hyrdogen gas satellite Rush was a little brighter, as I suspect that the inhabitants from the satellite Al are firing rockets into the gas ball with success, but the brightness of the full moon was outshining it by a longshot, so we can't quite measure how bright Rush is.

It wasn't the only full moon. Hiro was almost a full satellite. Taft was almost directly opposite the moon, and Taft is threatening to eclipse the Sun at a bad time sometime Sunday. Taft eclipses the Sun every few months, but this one is a bad time because of the threat of the demons from hellmouth, and darkness in the middle of the day would give them an extra opportunity to come out of their lair underground and attack the citizens. Our militia and other heroes would have to be ready to fight them back into the ground.

Albert and the folks on Atlantica Island would have to hurry up and finish inspecting the Enterprise spaceship and hope it passes so that we can have the armed forces operate it towards Al.

That's it for today. Cya tomorrow.

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