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Sunday morning is when I woke up in one of Scotty's rooms in his house. I was just about to watch the Alyssa Milano movie that I had taped on his machine last night, when I and Scotty got a phone call from Professor Albert Edison, who summoned us to his headquarters. The two of us, plus Chachi, Lenny, Hoss, and Mindy waited inside his waiting room until Albert invited us into his headquarters. We walked in.

Albert studied the pictures that some of us sent him while we were on the satellite Hiro taking pictures of the hydrogen satellite Rush. Albert told us that his staff had studied the pictures and came to no conclusion other than the fact that the hydrogen satellite Rush was captured into Erf's orbit sometime in the past few months, but had been invisible because it's always on the opposite side of Erf inside Erf's shadow, and hadn't been made visible until recently when rockets from the satellite Al were fired into the nucleus of Rush, causing it to get hotter and causing a chain reaction that somehow accelerated the fusion process of turning hydrogen into helium, which produces luminance and heat. It had been an inert ball of hydrogen gas in the Solar System for billions of years until possible humanoid forces caused Rush's core to heat up and begin the process of turning into a full-fledged mini star.

The motives behind the humanoids on satellite Al are unknown at this time, but further aggravation of Rush will make it produce so much light and heat that Erf will never have nighttime again, and global warming will go out of control, causing temperatures to keep rising until all forms of life on Erf are extinct.

There have been recent reports of vampires and other creatures coming out from nowhere and attacking and killing the citizens in San Rubio and other counties and states within the United Realms of America. We're not sure if the lack of total darkness at what should normally be nighttime has contributed to these scary creatures at this time.

We concluded that the aggravation of the hydrogen ball Rush must be stopped at once as soon as possible. The space shuttles that NASA use are ill equipped to deal with the situation. The space planes are obviously not suitable for anything other than planet to satellite travel. What our space pilots and crew in the URA need is a spaceship that's built like that of the Starship Enterprise on Star Trek, but the government doesn't have the funds or the interest to create such a spaceship of that magnatude.

We kept talking about some of our past encounters with old classmates in college who were taking some kind of cirriculm related to engineering and science until Hoss mentioned one old buddy of his who lives across the country in another state who, after watching Star Trek, hoped to one day create a spaceship like the Enterprise after he was financially successful running a big business. Problem was that Hoss couldn't name the person as he forgot. All he remembers is that he was in several of his classes in college between 1965 and 1969 in UBSR, for University Banana State San Rubio. I asked Hoss if he had any yearbooks or other memorabilia with his name on it so that he could remember what his name was. Hoss said that he never bothered to get any yearbooks, but he had another classmate who probably did: his buddy Russ, who lived in town.

We went over to Russ's house and asked him if we could see some of his yearbooks so that Hoss could name the person that he was in several classes with. Russ led us to the attic and he dusted off some of his college yearbooks. We opened them up and looked through the pages to find a picture of Hoss's classmate. We finally found the picture of Hoss's classmate that he recognized. Roosevelt Carter.

We did an internet search on Roosevelt Carter and discovered that he is the owner of Teenstar Records, where each year is a flavor of the year. This year's flavor is history the next year. His latest flavor of the year? Ana Tijuana.

Who?

Ana Tijuana is a pop ranchero Latina singer who sings billingually to screaming teenage fans on both sides of the border. The thing is that Ana is her stage name and appearrance. In real life, she goes by the name and appearrance of Riley Syrup, the daughter of country singer of the 90s Bobby Ray Syrup. She's 16 and is the first success story of Carter's record company in the history of his company.

Ana's merchandise is massive. She's on literally anything imaginable. Her licensed productes with Ana's name and likeness on it has generated billions of dollars or royalties to Carter's company. We wonder if the billions of dollars that she's been generating for him for the past two years is enough for him to finally make his dream to fund and create an Enterprise like ship of his own.

Carter's record company is based in Atlantica Island off of the Atlantica coast. We decided to fly over to Atlantica to find Roosevelt Carter and ask him if he's creating something like a spaceship. Albert booked a trip for the next day.

After Albert finished booking the trip, we left Russ's house and he wished us good luck on our mission.

Albert went back home.

I, Scotty, Chachi, Hoss, Lenny, and Mindy went over to Chachi's house where his wife Angelina made us a grilled chicken dinner. Carlotta and Alyssa helped Angelina make the dinner. Wendy and Jennifer returned from their business trip, along with Conan. We had dinner and talked about the last two years of our lives.

As night fell, we began listening to crazyradio.comm for the live four hour demented radio show hosted by Captain Joe. We used to listen to Dr. Demento, but since his company took his show off of the Internet, we concluded that his show wasn't worth the trouble and decided to give Captain Joe a chance. Joe is a total record geek, who somethings channels some of the Star Trek captains in the way he commands and speaks while introducing demented records. He founded crazyradio.comm two years ago and it's live and free 24 hours a day.

We requested some Star Trek comedy songs and he played a couple of them. Hoss talked to Joe and asked him if he knew anything about Roosevelt Carter funding research to create an Enterprise starship of his own. Joe asked one of his sidekicks if they knew of such as thing. One student geek by the name of Tim, found a news article about a space force crew stationed near Atlantica that mentioned Roosevelt as the funder of the project.

After Joe's show ended around 11pm, that is, 11pm Pacific Standard Time, or midnight Mountain West Time, we talked to Joe on the phone and asked him if he ever dreamed of commanding a spaceship on a mission. He said that he's a pilot for an airlines company on a part time basis and he knows some of the basics on piloting a ship, but he's not sure if he could pull it off on a mission. He said he would have to think about it.

Conan mentioned that he's a fan of Ana Tijuana and didn't know that her record company was behind the spaceship project, but he might be interested in joining the mission to help out if needed.

Meanwhile, we learned that Ana Tijuana is playing an Equimas Eve concert on Wednesday night in San Rubio as part of her ten-venue tour. We'll be back to see the concert if we can somehow find a way to get the sold-out tickets from the ticket brokers, who are commanding huge sums of money for the seats.

Hoss said that he might try to get the local media to help us get Conan to meet Ana, but he says he can't guarantee anything.

Conan also tells us that he's dating some cute latina girl in school who's strikingly similar to Riley, but her name was Millie.

During the five hours that Rush has been rising in the nighttime sky, the brightness was even brighter than the previous night, and we felt some heat from it radiating towards us.

If Rush gets as bright as the Sun, it might be the first time that Santo Pedro has delivered Equimas gifts to billions of houses in broad daylight, something that he never wanted to do. When will the kids be put to sleep?

As it got late, we all retired back to our places. Scotty and I packed up some of our stuff for our trip to Atlantica the following morning. We're not sure if the other folks are interested in joining us as we travel with Albert and Hoss to Atlantica.

I got a phone call from Barb, who greeted me. I told her about our mission, and Barb says that she and her buddies, Marcie, Patty, and Ellen, like to help us out.

So, as of right now, we have I, Scotty, Chachi, Hoss, Lenny, Albert, and Mindy coming to Atlantica. Barb, Marcie, Patty, Ellen, and Conan indicated that they like to help. Wendy, Jennifer, Carlotta, Alyssa, Beverly, and Angelina haven't indicated that they would like to join. Russ didn't seem to care.

We'll wait and see who else is coming with us this morning to Atlantica.

We looked out the window and saw some vampires and other creatures creeping along in the canyon below Scotty's house. Seems that they can't seem to get any rest because of that bright mini star Rush shining and heating up the dark side of the Erf more and more every night. None of the creatures came our way, what a relief, but the news media have alerted all of the citizens about it. Some of the militia are trained to vanquish such demons. Let's hope that they're patrolling the streets in the El Zona de los Misterio region while I retire and get something like a night sleep.

Just as I was about to send this to my blog, the hydrogen ball Rush had another huge explosion, causing it to shine about 100th as bright as The Sun. Now I really need some darkened shades to sleep through this light.

Cya tomorrow.

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