That morning, D.T., Scotty, Hoss, and Chachi, decided to do some work on the Earnhardtian car, when Hoss encountered some nuts that had only five sides instead of four or six. Scotty tried using his adjustable wrench, but it would not work with this odd-shaped nut. None of Scotty's tools would work with it.
Just then, some music from a truck started getting louder. D.T. thought that it was the ice cream truck. Chachi says that was wrong. As it got closer, it was revealed that the ice cream truck music that was being played was actually coming out of the spare tool van, and there was a man driving around the neighborhood in the spare tool van selling tools to car tinkerers up and down the street.
Scotty flagged the van down and the man stopped. Scotty asked for a nut driver that can unscrew nuts with five sides. The spare tool man had one that was just in, adjustable for five sides. Scotty paid the man. Hoss came over and needed a new torque wrench. The man sold one to him that was powered by battery. Chachi needed a simple screwdriver with three points that could unscrew his watch so he could change his battery. The man sold him one. When there were no more people needing tools, the man took off in his spare tool van up the street, looking for more people who needed some odd tool to use.
Later that day, the men took off and ventured back to Mount La Goony to see the remains of the castle that was blown up the night before. An injured Carl barely made an escape unnoticed and he went into the forest. Scotty discovered the AK-47 in the ruins that Carl used to gun down the boss, Russell, and most of the staff. The Ranger Force of the Heaveland Forest were notified and surveyed the area for evidence, taking the weapons used for safe keeping, and to dust for finger prints.
In the early afternoon, the men drove back into town and picked up Carlotta, Alyssa, and Angelina, to visit the Vernalmas Carnival on its last day for the holiday season. The ladies spent the entire morning spring cleaning their home, with Wendy and Jennifer helping out. Wendy and Jennifer went to the hospital where Mindy stayed overnight so that the doctors there could nourish her back to health after being held captive for almost two weeks.
In perguatory below where the vanquished demons reside, Brian Schmuck was talking with the other demons about trying to seek revenge on D.T. for casting a spell to drive him below the surface of Earth, and vows to even the score if D.T. ever comes back and Brian returns to Earth.
In the forest, a still injured Carl befriended some gruffy wildslifemen and got some medical treatment for his shot arm from one of the doctors. Carl vowed to kill Mindy and Wendy in the name of the lord so that the girlish-boy freaks don't begin to take the earth away from the men.
At the carnival, there were booths allowing people to pretend that they're Dick Cheney, aiming a gun at a quail and some lawyers for prizes. There was also an El Zona Idol blowup booth where people could toss hand grenades at those bad-singing rejects to win prizes. Another booth had a vertically-challenged, or horizontally-installed ferris wheel. How? It was placed sideways. Why? It was less costly for the carnival to have their expensive health care provider insure it than if it were installed perpendicular.
In the evening, D.T., Scotty, Chachi, Hoss, Alyssa, Carlotta, and Angelina went over to Wendy and Jennifer's house to celebrate a belated Equimas Day for Mindy, just released from the hospital. The gang gave her the prizes that they won at the Vernalmas Carnival earlier that day. Grant and Dianna Lefkowitz visited the house, along with their adopted daughters Charlotte, Lisa, Nancy, and Kim, and brought Mindy presents that they got from the 4-D mall in El Zono Loco.
The gang spent the early evening partying, laughing, eating, and playing funny songs.
Back at the lab, Albert and Beverly celebrated a night of victory inside a virtual jazz club.
On the horizon just hours away, the time change to Daylight Saving Time between the two zones would occur, but there are some swaths of land that stay on standard time year-round, making the El Zona region have three time zones during the Daylight weeks. Weird thing is that some of the western-most cities in the El Zona realm stay on Pacific Standard Time year round, while most to the east go to Daylight Time. Some of the western-most areas on the Mountain West Time Zone stay on Standard, meaining that they're the same as Pacific Daylight, while some to the east go on Daylight Time. Some oddities occur when a city such as Pondside stays on Mountain West Standard Time, while its same time-zone neighbor to the west, Cansee, goes to Daylight, meaning that if you travel west on Route 90 from Pondside to Cansee, you have to move your clock ahead one hour, then when you hit the Pacific Time Zone and enter Goofcrest, you have to set your clock back one hour because it's on Daylight time. Confused? So are we.
During the later part of the evening, D.T., Chachi, and Scotty drove over to a strip joint in Little San Frannie called Dream Gays just for a change. They and a whole bunch of other gays and straight females went and saw some gay guys strip down to their panties without taking them off. The dancing gay dudes were getting money in their pants.
But one dancing gay dude came up close to a drunk gay in the audience, and the drunk gay reached inside is pants and felt ... NOTHING! The drunk pulled down his pants and revealed that the dancing gay dude was really a flat-chested female-to-male pre-op. The gays got sick and threw up, thinking that they were really cheering for a female instead of a male. Everybody decided to leave, except for Jackie, a feman, or a pre-op male-to-female, who felt sorry for the dancer. The two hit it off and left the Dream Gays strip club. Talk about a criss-crossed match.
D.T., Scotty, and Chachi drove over to the El Zona State Execution Ampitheatre where they could see some of the convicts given a death sentence and time was running out for them to get a reprieve by the Governor of Banana State or be sent to the Wrong Time Zone with their non-digital watches displaying 2am instead of 3am when the time change hit in Downtown San Rubio.
Among those on death row were an executive of a power company that consipred to drive up electricity prices by hoarding electricity and threatening rolling blackouts if the consumers in Banana State did not agree to higher price caps.
Another one on death row is an executive who hired people for $1 a day, far less than minimun wage of $27.95 an hour for workers in Banana State.
One more man on death row: a person who introduced the ill-fated Barbra FM radio concept, a station that plays nothing but standards by Barbra Streisand and other love song crooners. That failed miserably, so bad that the former programmer was arrested and convicted of a felony: programming bad white-bread music.
D.T., Scotty, and Chachi drove up town and decided to hit a Big Box Rave in Dissin' Valley. They entered the 11-story building and there were rows of dancers, mixers, deejays, bouncers, and a dozen electronica club mix songs playing at the same time. They decide to sit at the bar and watch some of the dancers do weird things while they ate some BBQ ribs, drank beer, and snacked on chocolate chipotles, which is a big chocolate chip served on a chipotle bun.
The guys placed a bet on how many of the rave dancers would forget to set their watches ahead one hour when the clock struck 3am. During the 24 hours before Daylight Time begins, people are permitted to set their clocks ahead during the grace period, but they must do so or else they are banished into the Wrong Time Zone forever.
Well, 2am struck. Nothing happened. Why? The electronic clocks were already set to Daylight Time, so it was really 1am Standard time. Guess the rave still had clocks they had to manually set. Did the business owner think that the whole 11-story rave would go into the Wrong Time Zone if they didn't set the clocks?
The men saw some really hot chicks dancing on the 8th floor having a lot of fun, but they were unaware that, with only a minute to go until 3am Daylight time, that they did not set their clocks ahead one hour. The men sprang into action, cutting in to the cuties, holding their hands while they danced. The men removed the watches from their wrists of the three chicks, just seconds before 3am struck, and the watches, displaying 2am, went into the Wrong Time Zone without the chicks wearing them. Whew! That was close!
At 4am, the men called it a night and checked into a fleabag motel in Pointless Loma, banging the chicks that they met at the rave and slept through what was left of the night.
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