El Zona De Los Misterio - The City Under Freeze March 19-April 5, 2004

After the party, D.T., Scotty, Alyssa, and Carlotta went over to a cheap motel, Motel 13, to stay the night over so that they could be in Center Town San Rubio quickly for the Parade later that morning. It was 1:45am PST when while the four were sound asleep, Tikkos broke a window and jumped through the window, invading their room and started a fight with D.T. and Scotty. Carlotta left the house to call the police. Alyssa screamed and tried to stop Tikkos but it was no use. An armed Tikkos had a knige and was threatening to kill D.T. and Scotty for killing Mikkos and "stole their riches they earned" from their family. D,T, grabbed a chair and pounded Tikkos' back with it, breaking the chair into pieces. Tikkos lost the knife.

It was 1:50am PST, and Scotty left Tikkos, thinking that Tikkos was knocked cold, but Tikkos was faking ita and got back up, kicked D.T.'s shin, grabbed the knife, lurched over to Alyssa, and threated to kill her if D.T. and Scotty got near him. Carlotta told the police not to enter the room since Tikkos had Alyssa hostage. Scotty asked what Tikkos wanted and he answered that he wanted the lives of D.T. and Scotty in exchange for letting Alyssa live. D.T., thinking of a plan, stalled Tikkos by pretending to ponder what to do. The stand-off lasted until 1:58 PST when D.T. snapped that it was a deal. Scotty said what? Tikkos let go of Alyssa and ordered D.T. to lay down on his back.

It was 1:59am PST when D.T. offered Tikkos his "expensive" watch he got from his "rich scientist friend Albert" for him to wear while he was to kill D.T. Tikkos, not noticing how cheap the watch was because it was dark, took the "expensive" watch off D.T.'s wrist, and put it on his wrist.

It was 1:59:30am PST when D.T. said that as soon as D.T. gave the signal, Tikkos was to thrust the knife into D.T.'s heart at the count of three. Tikkos agrees to that. D.T. waited until 1:59:54am when he gave the signal for Tikkos to count to three.

at 1:59:56am PST, Tikkos raised his arm with the knife in it, and said "onnnneeeee...."

at 1:59:58am PST, Tikkos raised his arm as high as it would go, and said "twooooooooooo...."

at 1:59:59am PST, Tikkos starts to lower his arm with the knife toward's D.T.'s chest and begins to utter three, when all of a sudden...

at 3:00:00am PDT, with the knife landing just one inch above D.T.'s heart, Tikkos' arm and the rest of his body was shocked frozen. Why? Daylight Saving Time had begun, and guess what, Tikkos, thinking that expensive watches adjusted to Daylight Saving Time, discovered on his frozen arm in the light of the swirling neon rays that it was a cheap 99 cent watch from China that didn't self-adjust time at all! Tikkos' watch said 2AM when it was 3AM, and Tikkos was caught in violation! He screamed "Oh f----------ck!" as Tikkos was swallowed up in a worm tornado as the tornado spinned flashing all the colors of the rainbow, shooting sparks everywhere as it spun. The tornado began to grow smaller as it finished up its job of taking Tikkos over to the Wrong Time Zone Realm, where it's always an hour behind.

D.T. says that it was the best 99 cents that Santo Pedro ever spent. Thank God for China's cheap labor!

Alyssa got up and she and D.T. embraced in a hug. Same with Scotty and Carlotta. The police couldn't understand how not setting your watch could warp a person into a realm prison.

Book Five: The City Under Freeze

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