El Zona De Los Misterio - The City Under Freeze March 19-April 5, 2004

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Dave's Vernalmas 2004 Adventure in El Zona de los Misterio

Day 13: (March 31, 2004 Gregorian date, Aqua 8, 2008 Milleian date).

It had been 12 days since the freeze machine had been turned on. Time was running out for El Zona to survive in this cold. The crew had to act fast, but be careful not to panic Mikkos to turn down the freeze weather machine so low that it could cause a massive explosion in the Island. Needless to say, it would also kill Mikkos' leverage to extort millions of dollars from the world, but the crew had to find another way to disable the weather machine, and committing suicide missions is not the crew's trademark.

Mikkos also had trouble trying to turn down his freeze machine because the machine was overstressed and the lasers were beginning to act erratic. Mikkos was forced to turn off the freeze machine while his crew, Likkos, Nikkos, Pikkos, Rikkos, Sikkos, Tikkos, and Wikkos, assisted him in trying to retune the freeze machine while El Zona would warm up a bit and the clouds began to dissapate. The crew located a worn part and needed to get it replaced, but couldn't order it on the Internet because their connection was turned down. They later found out that all it needed was relubrication by WD-27, where they oiled it and put it back in.

The El Zona TV and radio stations were no longer jammed with Mikkos' daily threats, but that would be temporary. Mikkos turned back on the weather machine and the signals were jammed with his daily threat, demanding another million or he'll turn the machine down to minus 40 degrees, and he says he's not kidding about that.

Meanwhile, some of Mikkos' other guards located D.T. the crew, and tied them up, then took them upstairs all the way up to Mikkos directly when the weather machine was just getting back on.

Albert and his military crew approached the Disneycox castle, but could not get in because there was nobody manning the gate. They had to wait until somebody could.

Mikkos was touting how great his weather machine was doing while D.T. and his crew were tied up. Mikkos threatened to turn down the temperature so low he could blow the whole island up if the military and others got too close. Scotty told Mikkos that he would die too. Mikkos said that he had an escape plan where he already has an escape jet that could shoot him and his family off the Island, leaving everyone else to die with the explosion, allowing Mikkos to start up another weather machine at another location.

Meanwhile, while Mikkos was making more demands on the air, Chachi and Wendy got out a buckknife from under Wendy's skirt stored near her penis, where nobody bothered to strip search, and they secretly untied the rope. Mikkos finished up for the day and retired to bed. Chachi and Wendy freed up the rest of the crew and they began to try to turn off the weather machine, only to find out that its password protected.

Mikkos came back because he forgot to turn off the transmission that jammed the radio and TV stations in El Zona, but when he saw that the crew were trying to turn off the machine, Mikkos called in his men and it was a martial arts battle between D.T.'s crew and Mikkos' crew. Mikkos decided to turn down the temperature of the weather machine to minus 150 degrees, which was more than enough to cause the machine to blow up the island.

Chachi turned on his complete catalog of music by Fat Boy Slim on his MP3 player and Mikkos's crew freaked out and fled to all places while the gang were chasing after them.

Wendy came down the castle to open the drawbridge, and the military with their guns marched in. The military took all of Mikkos' family imprisioned, but Mikkos locked himself in the weather machine room with D.T. in a fight to the death. Mikkos got his escape jet ready to take off, and sat in the chair, but just a few seconds before the jet was going to blast off from the room, D.T. laid down with one of his legs facing Mikkos, and launched a heavy cannon from one of his cannon ball launchers hidden attatched to his shin, and the cannon knocked Mikkos off the seat with full force, just one second before the escape jet blasted off into orbit.

While Mikkos's TV and radio jamming interception was still broadcasting, weary TV and radio watchers in El Zona called in their friends and told them to tune in to any channel to see D.T. and Mikkos in a fight to the death. The audience set glued to the TV and radio waiting for the outcome of the fight. To the El Zona citizens, this fight was better than anything on pay per view, in fact, this was sudden death free per view.

Mikkos knocked down D.T., D.T. and Mikkos wrestled all over the floor, until Mikkos pinned D.T. with Mikkos' back facing the freezer. Once D.T. jumped up and pushed Mikkos back, Mikkos began dodging back towards a laying-down D.T., who, at the last second, aimed his cannon launcher from his left leg, fired it at his stomach, and the cannon ball hit him with such force that it pushed Mikkos back 40 yards into the freezer where he landed down on his side. D.T. rushed over to the freezer and closed and locked the door shut.

Mikkos' freezer was used his weather machine tests on a small scale, but Mikkos was also using the freezer to monitor the temperature of the machine.

D.T. demanded that Mikkos, now freezing, tell him the password. Mikkos's last words..."I'll Never Tell"...before he froze to death a few seconds later while the freezer was in serious 100 degrees below zero temperature range.

D.T. noticed that the weather machine was down to 100 degrees below zero, and the Ice Bush was beginning to melt with the high laser temperatures pointing to it. D.T. unlocked the weather machine room, allowing his crew to help him figure out the password to get into the machine.

They tried Mikkos, Nikkos, everything that rhymed with it. Nothing.

The weather machine warned that the machine was going to explode in 120 seconds if it was not shut down.

They tried El Zona. Nope. Then, they figured out where Mikkos stole the plot from.. Batman? No. Mr. Freeze? No.

The weather machine warned that the machine was going to explode in 60 seconds if it was not shut down.

Then, D.T. remembered that same plot he saw on General Hospital and tried the name of the soap. No. Ice Princess? No. Ice Bush? No. Luke? Laura? Scorpio? Ricky Martin? No.

Finally, as the weather machine was ten seconds before an explosion would occur, D.T. tried a password nobody thought of...

And we'll tell you what it is tomorrow because it is the end of the day!

Book Five: The City Under Freeze

March 19, March 20, March 21, March 22, March 23, March 24, March 25, March 26, March 27, March 28, March 29, March 30, March 31, April 1, April 2, April 3, April 4-early, April 4, April 5-early

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