The El Zona cybernovels are based on some facts, but they're fictuous looks at radio from an imaginary view.
Book Seven: (2008) To Boldly Go...
March 30 - Day 17: The Finale (March 30, 2008 Gregorian date, Aqua 7, 2011 Milliean date) March 29 - Day 16 part 2: Saturday Night's Alright For Fightin' (March 29, 2008 Gregorian date, Aqua 6, 2011 Milliean date) March 29 - Day 16 part 1: Exploring Radio and Preparing For The Night (March 29, 2008 Gregorian date, Aqua 6, 2011 Milliean date) March 28 - Day 15: Fun on Atlantica Island (March 28, 2008 Gregorian date, Aqua 5, 2011 Milliean date) March 27 - Day 14: Saved the Cheerleader, Saved The World (March 27, 2008 Gregorian date, Aqua 4, 2011 Milliean date) March 26 - Day 13: Launch Time (March 26, 2008 Gregorian date, Aqua 3, 2011 Milliean date) March 25 - Day 12: Breakfast Time in El Zona (March 25, 2008 Gregorian date, Aqua 2, 2011 Milliean date) March 24 - Day 11: Happy New Year (March 24, 2008 Gregorian date, Aqua 1, 2011 Milliean date) March 23 - Day 10: A Dark New Year's Eve Afternoon (March 23, 2008 Gregorian date, Blue 30, 2011 Milliean date) March 22 - Day 9: A Ghost, a Wizard, and an Ogre, Oh My! (March 22, 2008 Gregorian date, Blue 29, 2011 Milliean date) March 21 - Day 8: Beginning Week Two (March 21, 2008 Gregorian date, Blue 28, 2011 Milliean date) March 20 - Day 7: It's Equimas Day (March 20, 2008 Gregorian date, Blue 27, 2011 Milliean date) March 19 - Day 6: Ana Tijuana Drivin' Us Bananas (March 19, 2008 Gregorian date, Blue 26, 2011 Milliean date) March 18 - Day 5: Let's Go To Hellmouth (March 18, 2008 Gregorian date, Blue 25, 2011 Milliean date) March 17 - Day 4: From El Zona to Atlantica and Back Again (March 17, 2008 Gregorian date, Blue 24, 2011 Milliean date) March 16 - Day 3: Not Another Mission! (March 16, 2008 Gregorian date, Blue 23, 2011 Milliean date) March 15 - Day 2: Getting ReAcquainted (March 15, 2008 Gregorian date, Blue 22, 2011 Milliean date) March 14 - Day 1: Arrival (March 14, 2008 Gregorian date, Blue 21, 2011 Milliean date) Feb 28 - Equimas Season Officially Begins
Book Six: (2006) Brian Radio From Hell Engulfs Realm
April 2 - Day 17: Last Day of the Holiday Season (April 2, 2006, Aqua 9, 2010) April 1 - Day 16: Catching Up (April 1, 2006, Aqua 8, 2010) March 31 - Day 15: Deadline Day (March 31, 2006, Aqua 7, 2010) March 30 - Day 14: The Concerts in El Zona (March 30, 2006, Aqua 6, 2010) March 29 - Day 13: Pumping on Humpday (March 29, 2006, Aqua 5, 2010) March 28 - Day 12: Beer Day (March 28, 2006, Aqua 4, 2010) March 27 - Day 11: The El Zona Thon Begins (March 27, 2006, Aqua 3, 2010) March 26 - Day 10: Breakfeast Time (March 26, 2006, Aqua 2, 2010) March 25 - Day 9: New Year's Day (March 25, 2006, Aqua 1, 2010) March 24 - Day 8: New Year's Eve (March 24, 2006, Blue 30, 2009) March 23 - Day 7: Talking About Mindy (March 23, 2006, Blue 29, 2009) March 22 - Day 6: Homeless on the Range (March 22, 2006, Blue 28, 2009) March 21 - Day 5: Equimas Day (March 21, 2006, Blue 27, 2009) March 20 - Day 4: Equimas Eve (March 20, 2006, Blue 26, 2009) March 19 - Day 3: Crunch Time at the Malls (March 19, 2006, Blue 25, 2009) March 18 - Day 2: We Blew It Sky High (March 18, 2006, Blue 24, 2009) March 17 - Day 1: The Trip to El Zona (March 17, 2006, Blue 23, 2009)
Book Five: (2004) The City Under Freeze
March 18: El Zona Radio Gets Into The Holiday Sprit (March 18, 2004)
March 19: Day 1: Arrival (March 19, 2004 Gregorian date, Blue 26, 2007 Milleian date).
March 20: Day 2: Equimas Day (March 20, 2004 Gregorian date, Blue 27, 2007 Milleian date).
March 21: Day 3: After Equimas Day (March 21, 2004 Gregorian date, Blue 28, 2007 Milleian date).
March 22: Day 4: (March 22, 2004 Gregorian date, Blue 29, 2007 Milleian date).
March 23: Day 5: New Year's Eve (March 23, 2004 Gregorian date, Blue 30, 2007 Milleian date).
March 24: Day 6: New Year's Day (March 24, 2004 Gregorian date, Aqua 1, 2008 Milleian date).
March 25: Day 7: (March 25, 2004 Gregorian date, Aqua 2, 2008 Milleian date).
March 26: Day 8: (March 26, 2004 Gregorian date, Aqua 3, 2008 Milleian date).
March 27: Day 9: (March 27, 2004 Gregorian date, Aqua 4, 2008 Milleian date).
March 28: Day 10: (March 28, 2004 Gregorian date, Aqua 5, 2008 Milleian date).
March 29: Day 11: (March 29, 2004 Gregorian date, Aqua 6, 2008 Milleian date).
March 30: Day 12: (March 30, 2004 Gregorian date, Aqua 7, 2008 Milleian date).
March 31: Day 13: (March 31, 2004 Gregorian date, Aqua 8, 2008 Milleian date).
April 1: Day 14: (April 1, 2004 Gregorian date, Aqua 9, 2008 Milleian date).
April 2: Day 15: (April 2, 2004 Gregorian date, Aqua 10, 2008 Milleian date).
April 3: Day 16: Catch Up With The Holidays Day (April 3, 2004 Gregorian date, Aqua 11, 2008 Milleian date).
April 4-early: Day 17: Early Morning (April 4, 2004 Gregorian date, Aqua 12, 2008 Milleian date).
April 4: Day 17: The Last Day of Vernalmas Season (April 4, 2004 Gregorian date, Aqua 12, 2008 Milleian date).
April 5-early: Day 18: Entering San Diego (early AM April 5, 2004 Gregorian date, Aqua 13, 2008 Milleian date).
El Zona de los Misterio in "10-23-1987 Daytime: Time Anarchy Part 6" - In this day's episode, D.T. and Scotty get some unexpected help from a Chicago Cubs "fan" and a cute blonde chick time warped from 2003 to 1987. Also: Chachi listens to Funny Song Friday during the morning's Rich Brothers radio show on B100, then scans the TV dial.
El Zona de los Misterio in "10-22-1987: Time Anarchy Part 5" - In this day's episode, D.T. and Scotty discover that The Mighty Met was still rocking somehow and see a Weird Al concert, Hoss and the gang continue to search for Chachi, and a fight breaks out between two pirate radio station operators over dominance of one frequency.
El Zona de los Misterio in "10-21-1987: Time Anarchy Part 4" - In this day's episode, D.T. and Scotty recall Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis for their third win in Celebrity Gambit, then go and tape off the radio, Hoss and the gang visit The Rich Brothers on B100, and Chachi watches The Continuing Adventures of Biff and Skippy in an episode that reminded him of a familiar future event after Y2K.
El Zona de los Misterio in "10-19-1987: Time Anarchy Part 2" - D.T. and Scotty get stuck in Hollywood, while the rest of the gang search for Chachi, who was having fun with the TV set in Count Jackula's castle. Hoss, Albert, and Beverly visit Q106.
El Zona de los Misterio in "10-18-2003/1987: Time Anarchy" - Dave and his gang travel back to the past! With 91X and the DFSX Time Machine featuring 1987 on Wednesday, guess where they ended up, thanks to a tipoff from an old TV Guide of the same year!
Book Three: (2001) Labor Day Visit
Oct 14, 2001: October 2001: Followup To Last Month, Media Coverage, Beach League Playoffs, TVFL Season, UBC TV Cleans Up The Competetion
Sep 4, 2001: Labor Day Vacation Day Five: First Day of School, Back to the Diner, Rebuilding the Radio Stations, Back at Home
Sep 3, 2001: Labor Day Vacation Day Four: Labor Day Begins; Brown Fluffballs Attack Again! Invading the U.C.C.R.-E.Z. Building! It's Not Over Yet, Folks! Staying Over Another Night
Sep 2, 2001: Labor Day Vacation Day Three: Sunday Arrives! What's a Fluffball? The Evening Arrives!
Sep 1, 2001: Labor Day Vacation Day Two: The Diner Incident, We Drive Around Town, Going Out Of Business, Saturday Night Party!
Aug 31, 2001: Labor Day Vacation Day One: Entering El Zona, Checking In, Turn on the TV, Having Some Fun
Book Two: (2001) Vernalmas 2004/5 Diaries
Apr 1, 2001: D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 17: The Final Day!
Mar 31, 2001: D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 16: El Zona April Fools Pranks
Mar 30, 2001: D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 15: Museum of Dead Radio Stations
Mar 29, 2001: D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 14: Radio Shuttling Services
Mar 28, 2001: D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 13: The Death of Radio XYZ
Mar 27, 2001: D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 12: Best and Worst El Zona Radio Contests of the Year
Mar 26, 2001: D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 11: Recap of the Wild Weekend
Mar 25, 2001: D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 10: New Years Day
Mar 24, 2001: D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 9: Time to Officially Ring In the New Year
Mar 23, 2001: D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 8: Rock and Dance Party Day
Mar 22, 2001: D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 7: Equimas Day
Mar 21, 2001: D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 6: How the Militia Saved Equimas
Mar 20, 2001: D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 5: Blasting Off and Blackouts
Mar 19, 2001: D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 4: Still on Taft
Mar 18, 2001: Crazy Jay Show Update, D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 3: To Taft...But Not Beyond
Mar 17, 2001: D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 2: Checking In
Mar 16, 2001: D.T. on Vacation....DFS News Gets Temporary Editors, U2 Station Giveaways, Sets 102 FM Loyal Listener Update, D.T. Vernalmas Diary Day 1: Leaving San Diego
Book One: (2000-01) Intro and Other Stuff
March 2001:El Zona De Los Misterio: Leap Year Day (Feb 30) and the Vernalmas Holiday Season 2004-05, El Zona Holidays in March.
Jan 2001: Ballot and Survey Confusion!, Magical Billboards!, Titanic Premieres Sunday Night!, Let Christmas Commence, But First, Thanksgiving!, Election Update Bulletin!, Another Election Update Bulletin!
Sep 2000: The Energy Crisis Hits The Mythical Radioland; Former Radio Manager Sent to Loony Bin!
July 2000: The Spring MegaRate(tm) Radio Ratings Report, The Fish Gets Flushed/New Format To Be Determined
June 2000: Adventures in El Zona De Los Misterio II
May 2000 My New Radio Scribe Job In A Mysterious Mega Metropolis
D.T.'s Stupid Equimas Special! - the world's first Equimas holiday special ever, and only DFS NEWS is bold enough to bring you the first holiday special from a long forgotten major holiday that takes place at the onset of spring! Destined to become a classic!
