What's My Beef!

I don't care for sugar filled balls, fatty cheesy pieces of dough, or sweet sticks! Who do you think you are? McDonalds?

The fast food pizza chains have gone downhill as fast as those hamburger chains have. Now Papa John's has added cheesy sticks to their cinnamon sugar pies and Pizza Hut has added sugar cinnamon sticks as they copy those of another pizza chain I'm not going to mention here in order to steal business from the company that originated those ideas in the first place. What a waste of energy, copying what the other guys are doing! Can't Pizza "What" and Papa "Jokes" do variety right? Apparently not.

Here's what I want: a true vegetarian pizza like that from Pat & Oscars http://www.patandoscars.com/. Theirs is the best anywhere! Check out the toppings at their veggie pizza simply called "Vegetarian" Feta, Broccoli, Tomatoes, Carrots, Spinach & Pesto. Also see their innovative "Mediterranean": Parmesan, Eggplant, Zucchini, Tomatoes, Garlic & Pesto.

Here's my perfect pizza even P&O's don't have: Broccoli, Brussel Sprouts, Carrots, Spinich, Mashed Potato, Tomatoes, Onions, light-fat cheese, low-sodium pizza sauce, and evenly-cooked crust.

For drinks: anything that's cheap, no sugar, and no caffiene!

For sides: garlic breadsticks with only Fleishman's margarine baked in. Sugar-free cinnamon sticks.

Other side ideas: baked potatoes, Asian salads like what they sell at Jack's and Wendy's, dry-fried fresh fruits that you eat like french fries, vegetarian burgers and tacos, baked beans, side rice, fat-free breast of chicken pieces (some of the pizza chains got that right, but too expensive for their serving sizes), and for dessert, fat-free Jello® gelatin.

Pizza "What": you're not the best food under any roof! Papa "Jokes": you don't have better ingredients to make better food! Other guys: come up with something healthy, tasty, and cheap that I can afford to buy!

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