What's My Beef!

Some canals are so deep that when you drive through it too fast, it can literally throw your car up in the air. Case in point: the dreaded double deep dip while you're heading north or south on Mercury Road as you cross Engineer Road in the equivilant of Burbank: Kearny Mesa. Who are the idiots that decided to put two friggin' dips on an artery designed for commercial and through traffic?

Some dips are so severely curved that when you cross over it, it scrapes part of your front bumper and the lower read end of your car! Some driveways such as the one entering the apartment complex on 9160 Gramercy Road, should be outlawed. Whoever is responsible for building those dips and valleys should have their brains straightened out!

Some speed humps are so high, on the other hand, can also do a lot of damage as you drive through it. When you pass over it, part of your car doesn't get high enough to go over the hump, about a foot wide, and part of your underside of your car can hit the bump as it bounces up and down due to the force exerted on the shocks and struts as your car is suddenly raised up and then down again. I received damage ranging from a broken bumper to a broken engine gasket to a torn boot to a bent steering column!

Did the city ever think to rectify these errors in road engineering? No. Potholes get fixed, yet, we're still faced with dips and humps that some lawyers should get in together for a class action lawsuit if they should encounter damage to their well-earned Lincoln Continentals and Range Rovers when passing over these menaces to the automobile culture.

Not the Hormel kind of Spam, but e-mail spam, ranging from "try this, it works" to "enlarge your penis size" as well as e-mails from some idiot who lives in an El Cajon apartment who thinks about bilking me for no valid reason. Some off-the-wall subjects from such clueless people also include "I lost my child", "Buy land in Lakeside County", "Visit Our Art Gallery," "Become an Ordainied Minister," "Proven Scientific Way to Turn Gays into Heterosexuals," "Mossy Nissan (sucks donkeys, they don't tip decently either)," "Arbitron Ratings for some obscure demographic that makes a low-rated station #1 in the market (can't print those legally)," and the mother of them all? "re:" with a 40k attatchment of nothing.

But the overwhelming amount of email is taking its toll here. Filters are just not enough. I may just as well change the e-mail address and let the spam bounce back to their destinations. See how they like it?

Here's what DFS News is looking for via e-mail: local radio news, innovative Internet programming, relevant music news that I can relate to, television programs that don't suck or bore, funny music news, and whatever else I decide that fits here.

Sorry. If you wan't anything posted here on DFS News, I'm announcing a $1,000,000 Guarantee. Send David Tanny $1,000,000 and I'll post anything that you want to even if it doesn't fit or is illegal...guaranteed! Then I'll quit and move to Cicely, Alaska and scoop up moose turd for the rest of my life, but what the hell, I'd be rich then!

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