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Top Ten Businesses That Suck List 2001

Why do people keep supporting these idiotic businesses? Here's the top ten worst businesses of 2001 according to me, who knows far better on what sucks by experience.

10. Carls Jr. - enough with the beef burger promos already! Burgers are boring!

9. Jiffy Lube - grease monkeys who just don't get the oil right!

8. Firestone - you brakes are breaking, but they don't tell you that your pads are worn out. Your rotors get ruined. They now tell you that you should have had a brake job. Stupid commission-based mechanics!

7. K-Mart - Rain Man said it in 1989..."K Mart Sucks!"

6. Burger King - The Whopper is king...of causing the most cornoary bypass surgeries behind McDonalds' Big Mac.

5. AOL Time Warner - why do idiots keep joining this service?

4. Midas Muffler Shops - another mechanic you can't trust either!

3. NBCi.com/NBC-TV - G.E. Sucks! Case closed!

2. Mossy Nissan - I hate their annoying ads, their service stinks, and the dealer on Convoy St. who won't spend more than $100 for eight pizzas at my place of business is a real asshole!

And the #1 business that sucks for 2001...

1. Geocities - they shut down your webpage because it gets too much monthly traffic, then they want you to pay for a higher limited amount of monthly traffic? Screw Geocities!

And believe it or not, Clear Channel Communications did not make the list. Simply because they don't own fast food places, car repair franchises, department stores, or car dealers. Programming bad radio with predictable playlists is just plain bad showmanship.

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